Tink Of Laugh-A-Lot
I had a dream last night that Hoop and I were on the edge of a desert preparing to take a long journey with his family. Hoop left with his brother to go buy camels, leaving me to wander the shops of the village. I soon realized that I hadn't thought to pack or buy anything for our trip. With only a few minutes to spare, I ran down the street and threw myself into the nearest shop to buy... booze.
I'm glad I have my priorities straight.
Things That Make You Go, "WTF?":
1. Whoever invented bananas was brilliant!
2. Plants are people too.
3. A solid gold vibrator would be kind of cool. But you'd have to share it with like a hundred people just to afford it, and that's just gross!
4. It's all in the eye of the beer-holder.
5. Our kids are going to be baseball players. So don't go buying anything breakable for the house, Ok?
Daily Hoop Conversation:
Tink: The guys at work keep calling me "Grumpy." Am I grumpy?
Hoop: Everyone gets grumpy.
Tink: But am I grumpy all the time?
Hoop: No, not all the time.
Hoop: Just most of it.
Tink: You are such an ass.
Hoop: See? You're being grumpy again!
Daily Hoop Conversation 2:
(Car drives by blasting "Hypnotize" by Notorious B.I.G.)
Tink: *Sings* Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see, you are just too damn fat for me. And if you took me to your bed, you might squish me with your big fat head.
Hoop: *Sings* And then I'd be... dead.
Tink: You are so white.
Hoop: Yeah, well you're CLEAR.
DOT: Twisted Tink has been updated with a new chapter, dedicated to Odd Mix's little daughter. Commenting has been left open on it for feedback.
Have a fantastic weekend!