Sunday, July 19, 2009

Etsyetera

Hoop was very thankful for all the comments on his comic strip Wednesday. His only complaint was that there weren't MORE. I told him he needs to find a more popular host than. He would also like to add that despite what it seems, he is not a pothead. To which I would like to add, "anymore". In other news, I found out today that the word pickle is also slang for dildo. Did you know this? Which makes the name of this blog very interesting... if not a little redundant. I wish someone would have told me three years ago.

Daily Etsy Picks:
Cloisonne Fish Charms (They do exist in America!)
Disgusting 1970s Betty Crocker Recipe Card Box (Fantastically gross.)
Flying Key Necklace (Reminds me of Harry Potter.)

WTF Etsy?:
Critter Hairpin (Scare the shit out anyone standing behind you in line.)
Silver Condom Necklace (Yuck.)
Cheap Trick Dress (Dedicating it to the band doesn't make it better.)
The Fifth World (What?)
Uterus Serving Platter (Perfect for baby carrots.)

You Heart Etsy:
Special Edition Jewelry Holder (A WTF nomination from Kelly)

P.S. I've opened my own
Zazzle shop! Check it out. You don't have to buy anything. But please leave feedback here. Knot says I need more zombie stuff. I think some spork stuff would be nice too, as well as a new header.

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13 Comments:

At 20 July, 2009, Blogger HalfAsstic.com said...

I'm pretty sure that if I was wearing that Cheap Trick dress my date wouldn't need that silver condom for his pickle... I'd be safe. ;-)

 
At 20 July, 2009, Blogger J said...

I barely ever comment here, I'm so sorry. It's not for lack of loving your blog, though. (It's more that I don't usually think my comments are too important...)

I had to tell you though, how much I LOVE your Etsy days. It's a highlight of my week.

And tonight? I made my first I Heart Etsy purchase!! I scooped up the Flying Key Necklace. I love it. And? I never had realized that I loved old keys so much! Thanks for that.

 
At 20 July, 2009, Anonymous The Beer Geek said...

Hoop isnt...?
Pickles...are?
...

 
At 20 July, 2009, Blogger Gramps said...

Yes, yes, more zombie stuff! How about a pothead zombie OR a zombie pothead. (Those are two very different things.)

Strangely, I'm hungry for a pickle.

 
At 20 July, 2009, Blogger Knot said...

Did that mean that BEFORE you found this out the New English Translation of your blog was "Pickled Dildo"? I mean that's very Loraina Bobbit of you.

Hoop needs his own Comic blog. I used to read a couple. Tales From Redesignland was good. He nearly got fired for it and there was one about a guy who wrote comics. I'll look it up for Hoop.

Pothead Stipper Zombies ... I'm there ...

 
At 20 July, 2009, Anonymous Mike said...

Yes, and hoop means to shove things up your ass.

Pickled beef is hooped.

HA!

 
At 20 July, 2009, Blogger Chris said...

The hair thingamabop - *boggle*. The uterus serving plate looks like a good way to make sure the relatives only come over for dinner once.

 
At 20 July, 2009, Blogger Tawcan said...

Hoop need his own comic blog. ;)

Zazzle shop is a super good idea, I bet you'll get some sales.

 
At 20 July, 2009, Anonymous apathy lounge said...

I remember those recipe cards. I'm fascinated by the photography and what appears to be extraordinary attempts to make food look like roadkill.

 
At 20 July, 2009, Blogger Reb said...

The Silver Condom Necklace is weird, but his other stuff is quite nice.

Love that you have decided to open a "shop", looks good. I like the header, but yes, you need some spork stuff ;)

 
At 20 July, 2009, Blogger Pickles and Dimes said...

I also did not know about that particular bit of slang, so now my blog title seems excessively sex and drug-filled.

Great.

 
At 21 July, 2009, Blogger Janet said...

The Uterus Serving Plate is effin' hysterical!!!

 
At 21 July, 2009, Blogger blewknight said...

Sorry Tink, I just assumed you knew and didn't care. :o)

 

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