Thursday, April 09, 2009

My Beer Is Bad

So don't drink it while I'm gone, OK? I'm serious. It could make you drunk.

Pickled Beef will be closed from Thursday the 9th through Thursday the 16th. We're headed to Tennessee (again) for Easter and then to Washington D.C. directly after. Unlike *Kutner, I have no plans to fake my own suicide. I'm just going there for a vacation. Although I'll be honest, if we tour the White House, I'm going to wear my good underwear. The wonderful and awesomest Jay of Cynical Bastard has agreed to host the WWC in my stead. So go check out his blog next Tuesday. As if you weren't going over there already. Pfft.

*Coming out next fall, "Harold and Kumar go to White House."

While I'm away, please refrain from dressing the dogs in drag or prank calling various ex-somethingorothers with our landline. The last time you did that, we got egged twelve times. Ok, that was a lie. It was once, with one egg and they totally missed the house. True story! For a moment, Hoop thought a bird had dropped it. If you don't hear from me again, the Langoliers got us. Feel free to ransack the blog for valuables. Have a great week Homebloys! I'll see you on the flipside.

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At 09 April, 2009, Blogger Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

Have a great Easter Tink!

 
At 09 April, 2009, Blogger blewknight said...

Had I only known......I would have met you there (DC, not the WH) and bought both of you a beer. I'm two hours away in MD.
My loss.

 
At 09 April, 2009, Blogger geenalyn said...

dude next time you are going to DC you should give a girl a bit more of a headsup. I could have totally packed up the crew and driven down there for a visit with my folks and a meet up with you!!

 
At 09 April, 2009, Blogger Janet said...

I will miss you SO much!

 
At 09 April, 2009, Blogger meno said...

Safe travels and i'll alert the authorities in DC that you are coming.

 
At 09 April, 2009, Anonymous The Beer Geek said...

Happy Easter, Tink n Hoop!

You'll be missed! I might have to check just to make sure all your beer is bad...

Bring back some Midas Touch! PLEASE!

 
At 09 April, 2009, Blogger furiousBall said...

do you know why the easter bunny hides all those eggs?

he doesn't want anyone to know he's fucking all those chickens

 
At 09 April, 2009, Blogger Reb said...

Have a safe trip and a good time.

 
At 09 April, 2009, Blogger Jay said...

Have a great trip and don't worry about a thing here. I promise not to let anyone trash the place. You don't mind the new stripper pole though, do you? ;-)

 
At 09 April, 2009, Blogger Chris said...

Have fun!

 
At 09 April, 2009, Blogger Tawcan said...

Have fun! My WWC is up. :)

 
At 09 April, 2009, Blogger Mouse said...

Have a good time & a safe trip! Also.. if you see Neil Patrick Harris on the side of the road.. DO NOT pick him up!

 
At 09 April, 2009, Blogger Gramps said...

Hey, bad beer is still beer. There won't be much left when you get back!

 
At 09 April, 2009, Blogger g-man said...

Have a good trip, if you get bored in DC give me a call. I live 45 minutes north.

I think after the vodka incident I'll be refraining from the hootch for a while.

 
At 09 April, 2009, Blogger Woman in a Window said...

Have fun Tink and all. And about the clean underwear at the White House...you do know Clinton's not in office anymore, right...

 
At 10 April, 2009, Blogger kcinnova said...

Hey, you're coming to DC!! G-man and I would love to meet you!!

 
At 10 April, 2009, Blogger fiwa said...

The tequila and the cheesy poofs are MINE! Woohoo!!!! Uh, I'll make sure no one else misbehaves though. ;)

Have fun - we will miss you.

 
At 10 April, 2009, Blogger LL said...

No phone? Damn...

Can we at least make sure your beer doesn't get past the expiration date?

 
At 10 April, 2009, Blogger Farmer*swife said...

Have a fun, safe trip! Enjoy it! If I remember correctly, y'all have the best Easter Celebration!!! :-D

 
At 12 April, 2009, Blogger Foo said...

So… when you say, "My beer is bad", all I can think of is a scene from Strange Brew. Bob and Doug MacKenzie have just poured the last beer into the dog's bowl, when their dad bellows from the living room to bring him a beer. Panicked, the brothers pour the beer from the dog bowl back into a beer bottle - with all the chunky yuckness that that implies - and take it in to Dad.

Bad beer, indeed.

 
At 13 April, 2009, Blogger Molly said...

I hope that your vacation is fabulous.

 
At 14 April, 2009, Blogger Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

I have my entry in!

 
At 14 April, 2009, Anonymous The Beer Geek said...

I went to the house today and figured Id grab a "bad beer" but it seems I was too late. I guess the others got there before I did...
*SIGH*
Tell Jeff the PS3 is sweet but I still like Halo3! ;) haha

 
At 15 April, 2009, Blogger HalfAsstic.com said...

OK, first things first:
I'm assuming the beer is in the fridge. Where are the pretzels kept?
Have a great time. We'll clean up before we leave.

 
At 15 April, 2009, Blogger mamatulip said...

Hope you had a good time. :)

 
At 16 April, 2009, Anonymous The Beer Geek said...

oh we have to clean up?
*SIGH*
I figured that Tink wouldnt mind after we made sure the place has been watched over and all...

 
At 16 April, 2009, Anonymous apathy lounge said...

I've been way out of commission lately. Looks like I got her just in time to greet you as you return from your vacation. Such good timing! Not!

 
At 17 April, 2009, Blogger Chatty said...

The Langoliers? Sheesh - there go a few night's sleep. And to think, I had put them out of my mind for the past several years *sigh*

 
At 20 April, 2009, Blogger CRUSTYBEEF said...

I came to steal some tinkin' beer but it was all gone! Even the bad stuff.

hey, it's 4/20 today,...hope you're back safe and sound and the Langoliers aren't holding onto you for more tinkisodes. :)
E

 

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