Pickled Beef: Hey you, Stalker.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Hey you, Stalker.

Do you know what today is?

Chris Cactus, the man with the kids so cute I wonder if they're genetically engineered, is sending out the reminder that today is Delurking Day! So comment here (there and everywhere), even if you don't normally. In fact, I'll make it easy on you.

Copy and paste the phrase below:

Hi, my name is (insert name here). I think you're very (adjective). My favorite animal is a (type of animal). My favorite movie is (movie title). When I grow up I want to be a (job title). I have a sick obsession with rubbing (first thing you see) on my (random body part). Please come visit me at (blog address).

Not only could you gain new friends, but you'll also receive a super awesome Golden Spork Award! Yup, it's that time of year again. Cutoff time for comments is 8am (Eastern Standard Time) tomorrow. If you don't comment, you won't get a spork, and everyone knows that shiny utensils ROCK. Awards will be handed out next Monday.

Pass it on!

Labels: Celebration

43 Comments:

At 12 January, 2009, Knight said...: You already know me. Can I still play?
Hi, my name is Knight. I think you're very spunky. My favorite animal is an Aye Aye. My favorite movie is One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. When I grow up I want to be a Man Eater. I have a sick obsession with rubbing coffee on my abdomen. Please come visit me at www.knightramblings.blogspot.com

You make things fun.
At 12 January, 2009, Anonymous said...: I'm here! I'm here! See me? I'm the one waving in the crazy "jazz hands" kind of way.
At 12 January, 2009, Tink said...: Knight: I love Aye Ayes! I used to keep a picture of one pressed in my school binder when I was young. How could you not love something with eyes that huge and alien?

Apathy Lounge: I demand a dance routine! ;)
At 12 January, 2009, Fortune Cookies said...: left foot in, left foot out, left foot in and shaking it all about...
does that qualify? I really want a golden spork!! :) And I don't just hokey pokey for any 'ole fairy!
At 12 January, 2009, geenalyn said...: Hi, my name is Geena, although i hear Mommy more often. I think you're very talented. My favorite animal is a polar bear. My favorite movie is Dirty Dancing (no one puts baby in a corner). When I grow up I want to be a world traveler. I have a sick obsession with rubbing doodlebops on my calf. Please come visit me at my home in Canada since i seem to never update my blog anymore perpetuallyexhausted.blogspot.com
At 12 January, 2009, Niki said...: Not really a lurker, but I want to play too!

Hi, my name is Niki. I think you're very pretty. My favorite animal is a kitty. My favorite movie is Star Wars (don't judge!). When I grow up I want to be a photographer. I have a sick obsession with rubbing pen caps on my teeth. Please come visit me at www.stelladolceblog.blogspot.com.
At 12 January, 2009, Jay said...: Hi, my name is Jay. I think you're very addictive. My favorite animal is a Alpaca. My favorite movie is Casablanca. When I grow up I want to be a Professional Stalker. I have a sick obsession with rubbing the blood of my victims on my butt. Please come visit me at http://cynicalbstd.blogspot.com/.
At 12 January, 2009, Knight said...: I kept a picture of an Aye Aye in my binder too! I remember drawing it for an art project in junior high. They are such strange animals.
At 12 January, 2009, J said...: Hi, my name is J. I think you're very kind, beautiful, generous, talented (how many can I list without sounding like I'm trying to suck up?). My favorite animal is a capybara. My favorite movie is Kungfu Panda (it changes weekly). When I grow up I want to be a professional chef (but without the paper hat, if possible). I have a sick obsession with rubbing a keyboard on my toes. Please come visit me at http://swedehollow.blogspot.com.
At 12 January, 2009, Mignon said...: Hi, my name is Mignon (really). I think you're very clever. My favorite animal is a tie between a chimp and a meerkat. My favorite movie I saw last year was Lars and the Real Girl . When I grow up I want to be a happy. I have a sick obsession with rubbing something on something, but I don't think it's sick. A lot of people do it... Please come visit me, despite what I just said.
At 12 January, 2009, Fortune Cookies said...: did you say lets make this a drinking holiday? I thought it already was...ergo, the hokey pokey...
Oh well, at least I'm ahead of the game ;)
At 12 January, 2009, Allison said...: Hi, my name is Allison (or Alien... whichever). I think you're very hot. My favorite animal is a dead one. My favorite movie is that one with that guy and girl in it. When I grow up I want to be a brew master. I have a sick obsession with rubbing Snapple bottles on my ass. Please come visit me at www.planetalien.blogspot.com.
At 12 January, 2009, Anonymous said...: Hi, my name is Alex. (HI ALEX) I am a lurker... (welcome to Lurkers Anonymous)
I think you're sharp-witted. My favorite animal is a wolf. My favorite movie is Die Hard. When I grow up I want to be a photographer(a professional stalker. I have a sick obsession with rubbing computer parts all over my body. No, its NOT SICK! Please come visit me at my non-existant blog
At 12 January, 2009, furiousBall said...: Hi, my name is Van. I think you're very weirdly elbowed. My favorite animal is a captcha buffalo. My favorite movie is anything with Ernest. When I grow up I want to be a giant robotman. I have a sick obsession with rubbing gimp masks on my binoculars. Please come visit me at hotmaleaction.blogspot.com.
At 12 January, 2009, Janet said...: Hi, my name is Janet. I think you're very funny. My favorite animal is a shiba inu. My favorite movie is Lord of the Rings. When I grow up I want to be a rich. I have a sick obsession with rubbing rocks on my hand. Please come visit me at fondofsnape.com ;-).
At 12 January, 2009, Kelly said...: Hi, my name is Kelly. I think you're very fun. My favorite animal is a pretty blue bird. My favorite movie is [insert classic Chick Flick here]. I do not want to grow up. It sucks. Please come visit me at wonderment.jeremiahone.net
At 12 January, 2009, LL said...: Hi, my name is (insert name here). I think you're very (adjective). My favorite animal is a (type of animal). My favorite movie is (movie title). When I grow up I want to be a (job title). I have a sick obsession with rubbing (first thing you see) on my (random body part). Please come visit me at (blog address).

There... did I do that right? :ewink:
At 12 January, 2009, Anonymous said...: Hi, my name is kcinnova. I think you are a very hawt photographer with a big heart. My favorite animal is my cat (and zebras are cool). My favorite movie is "It's a Wonderful Life" (who wouldn't like a gym floor that opens up to a swimming pool? And I love old houses). When I grow up I want to be a retired. Wait, that's my husband! ... I want to travel. I have a sick obsession with rubbing camera manuels on my fingers. Please come visit me at http://kcinnova.wordpress.com
At 12 January, 2009, Persnickety Ticker said...: Hi, my name is Leigh. I think you're very imaginative. My favorite animal is a ring-tailed lemur. My favorite movie is anything with Hugh Grant in it, preferably with as little clothing as possible(yummy). When I grow up I want to be the sole heir of an old billionaire on his deathbed. I have a sick obsession with rubbing knitting needles on my uvula. Please come visit me at http://persnicketyticker.blogspot.com/.

I love your blog!
At 12 January, 2009, Gary's third pottery blog said...: Hi, my name is GARY! I think you're very kind and nice, WAAAY nice. My favorite animal is a pig in theory or maybe ponies or zebras, but definately beagles. My favorite movie is what I just saw: Happy go lucky. When I grow up I want to be a HEAVY METAL DRUMMER \m/ I have a sick obsession with rubbing my hand on my beagle's soft little belly. And ears. Please come visit me at http://grpottersblog3.blogspot.com/

rock on Tink, rock on
At 12 January, 2009, Bob said...: Hi, my name is Hedley Lamar. I think you're very ni-like. My favorite animal is any thing with four hooves. My favorite movie is Blazing Saddles. When I grow up I want to be The Gov. I have a sick obsession with rubbing a beefeater on my phalanges. Please come visit me at your earliest convenience.
At 12 January, 2009, Anonymous said...: Hi, my name is emily. I think you're very creative. My favorite animal is a Liger. My favorite movie is Better Off Dead (I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!). When I grow up I want to be a w-t north florida lottery winner. I have a sick obsession with rubbing cheerios on my left elbow. Please come visit me at...DOH! I forgot to start writing that blog!!

(Love your show, Tink!)
At 12 January, 2009, mrspao said...: Hello :) I think you take excellent photos. My favourite movie is Wall-E and I have a pao.
At 12 January, 2009, Karen said...: Hi, my name is Karen. I think you're very adorable. My favorite animal is a pig. My favorite movie is Good fellas. When I grow up I want to be a celebutante. I have a sick obsession with rubbing coffee on my belly botten. Please come visit me at www.hiddenmisery.blogspot.com
At 12 January, 2009, Mouse said...: I can't help it.. I have to play even though I'm not really a lurker--
Hi, my name is Mouse. I think you're very Sporktacular. My favorite animal is a cat. My favorite movie is Labyrinth. When I grow up I want to be a millionaire. I have a sick obsession with rubbing Earl Gray Tea and yarn on my tongue. Please come visit me at www.knottymouse.com.
At 12 January, 2009, Shania said...: I'm just here for the spork! (actually, I've been reading forever. found you through moo)
At 12 January, 2009, mamatulip said...: Hi, my name is mamatulip. I think you're very mature. My favorite animal is a cross between a penguin and a ladybug. My favorite movie is Desperately Seeking Susan. When I grow up I want to be an I Don't Know. I have a sick obsession with rubbing the mouse on my finger. Please come visit me at www.mamatulip.com
At 12 January, 2009, Peggy said...: Hi, my name is Peggy. I think you're very FABULOUS! My favorite animal is a dog. My favorite movie is It's a Wonderful Life. When I grow up I want to be a travel writer. I have a sick obsession with rubbing olive oil on my feet. Please come visit me at http://whitelees.blogspot.com

In addition to being super fabulous, you have an enviable figure PLUS an over abundance of writing talent and I'm nuts about you, your new husband and your blog (and your dogs). Um . . have I gone too far? :-D
At 12 January, 2009, Mermaid Melanie said...: Hi, my name is (Rapunzel). I think you're very (tangy). My favorite animal is a (mermaid). My favorite movie is (Raising Arizona). When I grow up I want to be a (DJ). I have a sick obsession with rubbing (the ring) on my (finger). Please come visit me at (http://melstein13.blogspot.com/).

a spork is a spork of course of course and no one can mess with a spork of course... (theme song to mr. ed playing in the background) :whistle:
At 12 January, 2009, Vanessa said...: Delurking!
At 12 January, 2009, YellowRose said...: Hi, my name is YellowRose. I think you're very fabulous. My favorite animal is a cat. My favorite movie is The Wizard of Oz. When I grow up I want to be a Queen. I have a sick obsession with rubbing books on my feet. Please come visit me at www.yellowrosesgarden.com

Thank you very much...That was fun!
At 12 January, 2009, Susan's 365 said...: Hi, my name is Susan. I think you're very entertaining. My favorite animal is a polar bear. My favorite movie is When Harry Met Sally. When I grow up I want to be a...I'll let you know when I grow up. I have a sick obsession with rubbing Ritz Bits on my toes. Please come visit me at http://susans365for2009.blogspot.com/
At 12 January, 2009, Tawcan said...: This is so wrong...

Hi, my name is Tawcan. I think you're very photogenic. My favorite animal is a dog. My favorite movie is American History X. When I grow up I want to be a astronaut or rocket scientist. I have a sick obsession with rubbing cofee cup on my inner thighs. Please come visit me at http://tawcan.wordpress.com.
At 12 January, 2009, Mary said...: Hi, my name is Memo. I think you're very tinkish. My favorite animal is a hedgehog, not sonic. My favorite movie is The Shawshank Redemption. When I grow up I want to be a doctor. I have a sick obsession with scratching anything that itches even though I know I shouldn't..... Please come visit me at dietcokequeen.blogspot.com OR memopicture.blogspot.com
At 12 January, 2009, meno said...: I thought of you the other day, when i came upon an item called a knork. Yep, it's a kife and a fork, al in one. I swear i am not making this up.
At 12 January, 2009, Aunt Jackie said...: I liked your paragraph so I copied it... and I have to use it too, great idea!!! Here goes:

Hi, my name is Aunt Jackie (AJ for Short). I think you're very Bad Assed! My favorite animal is a Cat. One of my favorite movies (because I have so many) is "Just Friends". When I grow up I want to be a professional Blogger. I have a sick obsession with rubbing Vicks Vaporub on my Nose (hey no joke). Please come visit me at http://oneandonlywoods.blogspot.com ("Deep In The Forrest").

XOXO!!!
At 12 January, 2009, Foo said...: Hi, my name is Foo (how do you doo). I think you're muy adorable. My favorite animal is a hedgehog. My favorite movie is The Jerk. When I grow up I want to be a rock star. I have a sick obsession with rubbing the top of my head on my knee. Please come visit me at the Texas state pen.

WV: "brance" Is that even a word?
At 12 January, 2009, Chris said...: In Mock Swedish Chef accent: "Spork spork spork!"
At 12 January, 2009, Chris Cactus said...: Hi, my name is Chris. I think you're very freakin' hilarious. My favorite animal is a wombat. My favorite movie is Three Amigos. When I grow up I want to be a no effing clue. I have a sick obsession with rubbing wicked mojo on my clavicle. Please come visit me at www.rudecactus.com.
At 12 January, 2009, Anonymous said...: A new modern classic -- Dr. Horrible's Sing-along-Blog.

And one of my favorite scenes features the line -- "Billy, you're driving a spork into your leg."

To find out why, view this (for just that scene)

http://www.hulu.com/watch/28329/dr-horribles-sing-along-blog-act-two

Or This to watch the entire wonderful "show" --
http://www.hulu.com/watch/28343/dr-horribles-sing-along-blog#s-p1-so-i0
At 12 January, 2009, Dana said...: Hi, my name is Dana. I think you're very sporkalicious. My favorite animal is a Leaf Muntjac (or maybe not). My favorite movie is one that I can watch without some bratty 13 year old kicking my seat. When I grow up I want to be a oh hell no! I don't want to grow up!. I have a sick obsession with rubbing Jell-o on my feet. Please come visit me at amidlifescrises.blogspot.com. And I pinky swear that I'll start commenting more and lurking less!
At 12 January, 2009, Pamer said...: Hi, my name is Pamer. I think you're very TinkTastic. My favorite animal is a Tinkasaurus rex. My favorite movie is The ShawTink Redemption. When I grow up I want to be a Professional HomeBloy. I have a sick obsession with rubbing Bamboo Plants on my Patella. Please come visit me at Facebook.
At 13 January, 2009, Cat Herder said...: Hi, my name is Kim. I think you're very smiley. My favorite animal is a very stupid chocolate lab. My favorite movie is Love Actually. When I grow up I want to be a Lotto winner. I have a sick obsession with rubbing fingers on my ankles. Please come visit me at tryingtoherdcats.blogspot.com.