2nd Annual Golden Spork Awards!
Who needs the Golden Globes when there are shiny sporks to be had?
Feel free to strut your stuff on your way up to the podium, folks. You deserve it. In fact, most of you could have fit into multiple categories. But I stuck with one each to be fair. That and I'd hate to have to use your award to pop your ego. Exploding heads are such messy business. Bleh.
"Funniest" Spork Award
(These people make me want to pee my pants on a daily basis.)
"Endearing" Spork Award
(Some of the sweetest and most kind hearted people I've ever met.)
"Savory" Spork Award
(Best all around. I can't go a day without checking these blogs.)
"Inspiring" Spork Award
(Amazing photographers with an eye for everyday art.)
"Articulate" Spork Award
(Some of the most impressive writers in the blogosphere.)
"Delightfully Snarky" Spork Award
(Wit and sarcasm at it's finest!)
"Fascinating" Spork Award
(Bloggers that make me think and learn.)
"Crafty/Creative" Spork Award
(They have more talent in their pinkie toe than my whole office combined.)
"Blog-God" Spork Award
(The celebrities of the blogosphere.)
"Bold and Beautiful" Spork Award
(These people are more interesting than Spanish soaps.)
"Playful" Spork Award
(I could hang out with these bloggers all day.)
"Clever" Spork Award
(The people that give me pause.)
"Social Butterfly" Spork Award
(They could make friends at a funeral.)
Redneck Scottsdale Princess
"Great New Find" Spork Award
(Welcome to my madness!)
"Best Looking Blog" Spork Award
(They're too sexy for this blog.)
"Favorite Commenter" Spork Award
(To those who diligently comment, even if their blog is dead or nonexistent. So with this award I also give them squatting rights. Mi blog es su blog, friends. Just don't touch my beer, ya hear?)
You have a choice between a trophy or a button. Grab what you like! The special edition "2 Year" awards are only for those bloggers who received a spork award last year.
Please leave your acceptance speech in the comments below.
Labels: Sporky Goodness