Hey You, Stalker.
This year Chris Cactus, the man with the kid so cute I wonder if she's been genetically engineered, has decided to host Delurker Day. So comment, even if you don't normally. In fact, I'll make it easy on you!
Copy and paste the phrase below:
Hi, my name is (insert name here). I think you're (adjective). My favorite color is (color). My favorite food is (food). When I grow up I want to be a (person). I have a fetish for licking (first thing you see).
Not only could you gain new friends, but you're just in time to receive a Golden Spork Award! Cutoff time for comments is 5pm (Eastern Standard Time) today, by the way. Shiny utensils ROCK.
Doctor: Who's next?
Nurse: Tink in room 2.
Doctor: What's she here for?
Doctor: Oh! I probably shouldn't have left her waiting so long than.
(In the order I received them)
Cassh Boonus Casinoo Are you cold?
Dating for naughty people They just check "The" list.
Tooter Hoop's perfect job.
Lucidity Only on the weekend.
Unwanted pounds could be easily burnt off That sounds painful!
Wait till she sees you. Yeah, in the Intensive Care Unit.
Gynecological shrapnel It's so sad when pussies explode.