Thursday, January 10, 2008

Hey You, Stalker.




This year Chris Cactus, the man with the kid so cute I wonder if she's been genetically engineered, has decided to host Delurker Day. So comment, even if you don't normally. In fact, I'll make it easy on you!

Copy and paste the phrase below:

Hi, my name is (insert name here). I think you're (adjective). My favorite color is (color). My favorite food is (food). When I grow up I want to be a (person). I have a fetish for licking (first thing you see).

Not only could you gain new friends, but you're just in time to receive a
Golden Spork Award! Cutoff time for comments is 5pm (Eastern Standard Time) today, by the way. Shiny utensils ROCK.

Overheard Conversation:
Doctor: Who's next?
Nurse: Tink in room 2.
Doctor: What's she here for?
Nurse: Anxiety.
Doctor: Oh! I probably shouldn't have left her waiting so long than.

Spam Subjects:
(In the order I received them)
Cassh Boonus Casinoo Are you cold?
Dating for naughty people They just check "The" list.
Tooter Hoop's perfect job.
Lucidity
Only on the weekend.
Unwanted pounds could be easily burnt off
That sounds painful!
Wait till she sees you.
Yeah, in the Intensive Care Unit.
Gynecological shrapnel It's so sad when pussies explode.

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47 Comments:

At 10 January, 2008, Blogger furiousBall said...

I need to have one of these, so then I can begin my love affair with Penelope Cruz, who totally reads me. I know this much is true.

(I've decided to try and quote Spandau Ballet in all my future comments)

(you're welcome)

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Chris said...

That's an excellent overheard conversation. Did you milk it when the doctor came into the room??? :)

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Jay said...

I was going to say you should have really played that up with the doc. Just started shaking and freaking out and stuff like that. But, then he might have called in a couple of really big guys in white coats and they would have strapped you down to the bed and injected you with something. Of course you might have gotten a really nice nap out of that too.

heh .. "injected you with something" .. heh sorry ... I gots a gutter brain. ;-)

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Candy said...

I've been leaving my calling card all over town, on this DeLurking Day. I should really have some printed up...anyway, I'm here.

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger meno said...

Hi, my name is (meno). I think you're (adorable/funny/gamin). My favorite color is (rainbow). My favorite food is (food!). When I grow up I want to be a (younger). I have a fetish for licking (cats).

That was fun!

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Odd Mix said...

I R here 2!

I am even breathing. I like breathing.

Hi, my name is OddMix.
I think you're beautiful. My favorite color is Blue.
No, yello... Auuuuuuu!
My favorite food is venison.
When I grow up I want to be a rancher.
My fetishes are top secret.

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Karen said...

Hi, my name is Karen. I think you're the bomb. My favorite color is pink. My favorite food is pizza. When I grow up I want to be -I am still tying to figure this one out. I have a fetish for licking candels???

Anyway that doctor thing was too funny.

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Alli said...

Hi, my name is ALLI. I think you're DOPE. My favorite color is SAPPHIRE BLUE. My favorite food is TEXMEX. When I grow up I want to be aDORED BY ALL. I have a fetish for licking HUBBY'S FACE.

That was fun. Kinda reminded me of Madd Libs. Remember those?

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Sunshine said...

I can hardly wait for the Sporks, I already picked out my gown.

My delurking will have to wait until next week, I never know these things in advance!!!!

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Doc said...

Hi, my name is Doc. I think you're sinfully witty. My favorite color is opaque. My favorite food is Matt-Man's chicken breasts. When I grow up I want to be a professional pancake batter taster. I have a fetish for licking tinkerbell.

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Jen said...

You so funny!

Doctor's. Cute conversation! Hope you're feeling better. Weddings and life have a tendancy to do that to you now and again.

take a deep breath. find your zen. Lick Hoops sandwhiches.

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger captain corky said...

Hello, my name is Corky. Will you be my new blog friend? I've been stalking you for probably about a year now and it's been a lot of fun. Maybe we could meet one day and have pizza.

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger fiwa said...

Hi, my name is fiwa. I think you're addictive. My favorite color is sledge. My favorite food is margaritas (there's lime in it, thus it counts as a fruit). When I grow up I... scratch that, I'm not growing up. Sorry. I was trying to play nice, but I'm not going that far. I have a fetish for licking the boy's nose when he's zooming in for a kiss, because it grosses him out.

Love ya Tink,
fiwa

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Pamer said...

Hi, my name is (insert name here). I think you're (adjective). My favorite color is (color). My favorite food is (food). When I grow up I want to be a (person). I have a fetish for licking (first thing you see).


Tink, this is so weird. My name is actually Jay Insert Name Here Pamer (my mom drank), I really, really do think that you are an adjective...my favourite food IS food. I literally DO aspire to be a person when I grow up (never)and how did you know I have a fetish for licking the first thing I see. My only problem is "colour". I like perriwinkle blue.

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger coffespaz said...

Ha...funny that Oddie decided to delurk?!

I like the idea of delurker day, I just wish I had some lurkers. Wait...maybe not. :-)

I also agree that you should have milked some sympathy from the doctor. Too funny!

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger J said...

Ok, I'm game.
Hi, my name is J. I think you're spunky. My favorite color is burnt sienna. My favorite food is free. When I grow up I want to be a barista (I'd love to give people attitude for ordering things the wrong way). I have a fetish for licking my coffee cup (that's way too tame, but its the first thing I saw).

Happy Delurking Day! When do we get to exchange gifts? And does everyone have their Delurking tree up and decorated?

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

I've been know to lurk now and again.

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Mary said...

Hi, my name is (Memo). I think you're (rockin'). My favorite color is (purple). My favorite food is (steak and twiced baked taters). When I grow up I want to be a (retired person). I have a fetish for licking (big love?).

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Edge said...

Hi, my name is Edge. I think you're savagely alluring. My favorite color is colbolt blue. My favorite food is fried chicken. When I grow up I want to be a lesbiean trapped in a man's body. I have a fetish for licking (first thing you see)cell phones.

~Jef

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Newt said...

Hi, my name is Newt. I think you're perfect. My favorite color is Sunshine Yellow. My favorite food is tasty. When I grow up I want to be my dog. I have a fetish for licking speakers.

And I love the conversation at the doctors.

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Gordo said...

I'm Gord and I'm the token Canuck here. Apparently, I can't comment, because mine disappeared.

I totally stole this, Tink. thanks. I've been meaning to poll my lurkers as well.

 
At 10 January, 2008, Anonymous Scottsdale Girl said...

Hi, my name is Scottsdale Girl. I think you're wittyer than shit. My favorite color is black. My favorite food is (Mexican). When I grow up I want to be a RockStar). I have a fetish for licking toner cartridges. I always get caught though...damn powder is quite invasive.

*SMOOOOOOOOCH*

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger butterfly girl said...

Hi, my name is Heather. I think you're sporkalicious. My favorite color is green,like boogies. My favorite food is pizza. When I grow up I want to be a grown up. I have a fetish for licking pink cell phones.

You made that up about the doc. I just know it!

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger gr said...

Hi, my name is Gary. I think you're new to me, but pretty darn funny. My favorite color is purple! I have on purple today and live in a big purple house! My favorite food is burritos with nearly anything in them, as long as its vegan. When I grow up I want to be a cartoon illustrator, because I am already a smart ass. I have a fetish for licking little brown beagle ears. They are just so damn soft, and the dog is sitting on this desk.
Think I will share the love, Tink, and add you to my list of usual suspects and visit daily here too.

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Tigers said...

Hi, my name is (Tigers). I think you're (funny, love reading your blog). My favorite color is (purple). My favorite food is (shnitzel parmagiana). When I grow up I want to be a (teacher - currently studying but I'm already grown up). I have a fetish for licking (speakers).

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Reb said...

Hi, my name is Reb. I think you're very funny. My favorite color is purple. My favorite food is steak. When I grow up I want to be a useless rich person. I have a fetish for licking oil paintings.

I too think you should have milked the Dr's overheard conversation.

Oh and I will be stealing this idea, when I think I have any lurkers.

 
At 10 January, 2008, Anonymous Kate said...

Hi, my name is Kate. I think you're sporktastic! My favorite color is red. My favorite food is pizza. When I grow up I want to be a kid again. I have a fetish for licking Necco Wafers, especially the green ones.

I think I shall steal this idea as well :)

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Freakazojd said...

Hey Gordo: a fellow Canuck. :)
Hey Tink:
Hi, my name is Freakazojd. I think you're spunky, witty and extremely creative. My favOUrite colOUr is green. (Heh) My favOUrite food is chocolate. *sigh* When I grow up I want to be a good mom. I have a fetish for licking ice cream. *sigh again*

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger carymc said...

I hope you got some good drugs for anxiety. I've tried everything to get some Xanax from my doc... no dice. Next I'm gonna create a hostage situation in his office, my knife at his throat. That should do it.

"Xanax NOW.. or the doc gets it!"

I'll let you know how it goes.

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Carly said...

You have some creative lurkers. Lucky for me that is what I have a fetish for licking. I've been reading your blog for a few months now and I have to say it's the Tink and Hoop conversations that hooked me. I vote you most Sporktastic.

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger flutter said...

Hi, my name is (flutter). I think you're (super nifty with a side of rad). My favorite color is (black, like my heart of tar). My favorite food is (food). When I grow up I want to be a (tall). I have a fetish for licking (the first thing I see).

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Mignon said...

Hi. I missed the deadline, didn't I? My name is Mignon. That's all I got right now - it's snowing out and I can smell Cheetos downstairs...

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Saffa Chick said...

Hi, my name is Saffa Chick. I think you're enormous fun. My favorite color is ..um.. blue. My favorite food is fresh oysters but I eat anything. When I grow up I want to be a nice person. I have a fetish for licking sunglasses (ew).

Hey - long time reader, first comment though. I have no idea what the time is there, but it's Friday morning in Australia.

Whenever I see sporks I think of you these days!

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger R.E.H. said...

Since I don't usually lurk, what do I do on delurker day?

Lurk? Relurk?

Lurk is a funny word come to think of it ;)

Anyway. Wish I'd known this, so I could've promoted delurker day on my blog today as well...

 
At 10 January, 2008, Blogger Sparkling Red said...

Hi, my name is Spark. I think you're nifty. My favorite color is rainbows. My favorite food is treats. When I grow up I want to be a writer. I have a fetish for licking didgeridoos.

(Yes, there is a real didgeridoo right here by my desk. I even know how to play it.)

 
At 11 January, 2008, Blogger janet said...

gah... i have totally missed delurking day.

so i'm celebrating it friday instead.....

 
At 11 January, 2008, Blogger Dana said...

Too late for the Golden Spork Award, but here it goes ...

Hi, my name is Dana, but my friends call me "Hey you." I think you're worth putting on my Google Reader. My favorite color is always changing. My favorite food is FOOD! When I grow up I want to be a person who never grew up. I have a fetish for licking coffee cups.

 
At 11 January, 2008, Blogger g-man said...

Ha my word verification thing for this comment is dbickaoo :) Ever so glad I found your blog. :)

 
At 11 January, 2008, Blogger Melanie said...

Hi, my name is Melanie. I think you're easy on the eyes. My favorite color is purple. My favorite food is cheese. When I grow up I want to be an adult. I have a fetish for licking the monitor.

:giggles:

WV: toethsr. :eek:

 
At 11 January, 2008, Blogger Brody said...

Hi, my name is Brody and I'm a Tinkaholic, but you already knew that. Peas!

 
At 11 January, 2008, Blogger Peggy said...

Hello, I am Peggy. I'm not a lurker because I comment all the time, but I am terrified that I won't get a Golden Spork Award this year.

 
At 11 January, 2008, Blogger Backpacker momma said...

Hi, my name is Mother Natures Daughter. I think you're clever, a thinking Tink. My favorite color is sunset-over-a-mountain or woods-reflected in a still lake(try finidng that in the paint section).My favorite food is always bad for me, why can't I love fruit? When I grow up I want to be a wise old soul with a million amazing tales to spin. I have a fetish for licking scissors (at least I don;t run with them).

 
At 12 January, 2008, Blogger mamatulip said...

I LOVE TINK!

TINK FOR PREZ!

 
At 13 January, 2008, Blogger Joel said...

I did see a few blogs with this 'delurking day' post!

 
At 13 January, 2008, Blogger HAR said...

Tink, this is a great idea.

 
At 13 January, 2008, Blogger blewknight said...

Hi, my name is (Blew). I think you're (a great blogger). My favorite color is (blue). My favorite food is (Italian). When I grow up I want to be a (rich bastard). I have a fetish for licking (hooters).

 
At 14 January, 2008, Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

Hi, my name is (tequila mockingbird). I think you're (hot). My favorite color is (eggplant). My favorite food is (srkrimps). When I grow up I want to be a (panhandler). I have a fetish for licking (tom selleck).

 

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