Rated Arrrr, Mateys!
Around The Water Cooler:
Sales Guy 1: Kathy was telling me about this costume party she had last night.
Sales Guy 2: Costume party?
Sales Guy 1: It was an all girl costume party, if you know what I mean.
Sales Guy 2: Like... Pirate costumes?
Sales Guy 1: What? No! Like lingerie. I think they had blow-up dolls and stuff there too.
Sales Guy 2: Oh. Well, that makes more sense.
Tink: Really? Because I'm actually more confused.
Daily Hoop Conversation:
(Dedicated to Mamatulip.)
Hoop: Bay-beeee.
Tink: Yeah?
Hoop: I need lovin'!
Tink: You're low?
Hoop: Uh-huh.
Tink: Want me to fill you up?
Hoop: Uh-huh. Right here. *Points to crotch*
Random Conversation:
Car Salesman: You'd be amazed what people tell me about the cars they bring in for trade.
Tink: Oh yeah?
Car Salesman: This one chick pulled up in a car that had a broken dashboard. She told me she'd busted it while having sex.
Tink: She told you that?
Car Salesman: So I got a good look at the chick, because you have to after hearing information like that.
Tink: Right.
Car Salesman: I came to the conclusion that the fella musta been trying to get away. Because that girl had dirt in her ears. Both of 'em! Nasty.
Have a fantastic weekend Homebloys!
Labels: Conversations, Daily Hoop Conversations, Mature
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33 comments
33 Comments:
Nasty!
Hey, I finally added my Golden Spork to my sidebar. I'm slow like that. And thanks. (Actually, I had forgotten about it after downloading it into my file and just saw it and "oops"....).
Lol. Wouldn't hoop be filling YOU up. hehe
Ha! Another high class car sales guy. If car sales doesn't work out for him he'll go into Real Estate.
Nasty. The guys you really have to talk to are the ones who have to clean the used cars before they put them on the lot. The stuff they come across is frightening.
I almost peed my pants. Too cool.
And ladies take note, that is EXACTLY how you need to ask for sweet lovin'!!!
And BTW ... did he fill your "tank"?
~Jef
That Hoop is a smart one. Ask real nice and include directions so you will always get exactly what you are looking for.
You have inspired me to throw a pirate party complete with blow up dolls... for pillaging?
I just had to explain why i burst out laughing to someone. I was reading the used car sex story.
Did that pointing to his crotch thing work? 'Cause it never does for me.
Yowza. And hopefully that car wasn't on the lot anymore?!
Tink, you are so funny. You made my day!
Take care
Tory
Nasty is right! I hope you found another salesman? You have/overhear some of the strangest conversations - I love it!
So that's how you get some lovin'...
Damn... I knew I was doing something wrong...
is it really that hard to keep your ears clean? and was Hoop drunk?
wow! Great post =)
p.s. word verification FTL
The car salesman takes the cake.
let me give you a glimpse at a non-healthy love solicitous discussion...
me : baybeeee
ex : what the fuck do you want?
me : umm, maybe you'd let me kiss you?
ex : i'm watching flavor of love, shut up, i can't hear anything.
me : ok, sorry
1. Ew - I don't want to hear any more.
2. Good try Hoop!
3. That's pretty hilarious - but gross at the same time.
Men.
Ummm, doesn't Hoop have it a little backwards? I mean, there's a gas pump and then there's a gas tank... I'm just sayin'...
Around here, it's just the mention of DSB.
That is so funny that you threatened to "fill up" Hoop as Mamatulip does to her kids. Since reading it on her site, I do it to my nephew all the time. LOL
Dirty ears. How foul is that?
Love the conversations as always!! I swear they almost seem like "Cartoon Strip" material... if you can draw, get crankin on those! You might be the next Charles Schultz of our generation.
Hey, as if you don't get enough awards probably with your excellence, you've WON AN AWARD at MY PLACE! :)
Oh, and the last conversation reminded me of the time I took my golf cart, er...Tracker, in for a trade. The car salesman was looking at it and noticed something white that had spilled and dried on the front seat. He kind of scratched at it and asked me what it was and I looked at him, smiled and said, "Oh, that's just breastmilk."
I thought he was going to puke right there.
@ the last bit: EWWW
ON NO! poor car!
LOL--I love the car salesman story--I had to drag Darling Husband in here to read that one.
Your daily hoop conversation is priceless.
The kind of girls I date, it would go more like this:
ME: "Baby, I need some loving"
Every girl I've been in a relationship with in the last 7 years: "What am I a piece of meat? I don't need sex."
Me: "well, it's been almost a month..."
Every girl I've been in a relationship with in the last 7 years: "And now it will be another month because you brought it up and called attention to the fact that it matter to you"
Me: "Ok, I'll be watching my favorite Kim Kardashian Video, see you in the morning..."
You guys always inspire me. I'm going to get a sign made up that says, need loving, and where it on my belt buckle. I sure hope it works! ;)
I love that someone would say pirate costumes? LOL! Cute Hoop conversation. And the last one...okay, dirty ears are yuck but WTF, why was he checking her ears?
1. that lingerie party sounds like it could lead to some "experimentation". as everyone is aware, shit happens when you party naked. or even semi naked.
2.dirty ears are legitimately vile. dont invite her to the lingerie party
Oh Wow the Random conversation today is classic! that is hilarious. I'm going to guess that this is someone you either know or you work with cause I am amazed that any random person would offer up that kind of information. of course now that I think about it I can't believe that girl told him that she broke the dash having sex. wow people are weird and scary sometimes. thanks for the laugh.
Adorable! 2 thumbs up over here!
dirt in her ears.. whatever!
i love the hoop and tink conversations.
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