Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Lo-Cal Post

Daily Hoop Conversation:
Tink: Oh no.
Hoop: What?
Tink: Itch!
Hoop: Where?
Tink: On my back.
Hoop: I'll get it.
Tink: Up. Up. Up. No, right. Down. Down. Ahhhhhhh.
Hoop: Better?
Tink: Oh yeah. Thank you! That was a bad one.
Hoop: Don't worry. I tracked it down and killed it.

I'm like butter baby. I must be on a roll!
The incredible and talented
Jo gave me the "Better Than Butter" award last week. As usual, I'm just now getting around to acknowledging it. Thank you for spreading the love Jo! I'm honored to have you as a homebloy.

Jo thinks I rock

April Search Terms:
(What people type into search engines that gets them here)
Beef gangster They call me Tony Baloney Montana.
All hands on the poop desk Can I at least swab it first
diaper boy website
carmeltoe
uglies woman ever 3D I only recommend it for the blind.
arm wrastlin
Easter boobs

P.S. I'm halfway through the next
Twisted Tink chapter. For those still following along, expect additions by the end of this week.

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28 Comments:

At 16 April, 2008, Blogger furiousBall said...

most people eat the heads off their easter boobs first

 
At 16 April, 2008, OpenID kcinnova said...

LOL, "tracked it down and killed it"
I just had to explain why I was laughing at the computer...

 
At 16 April, 2008, Blogger Jay said...

Easter boobs are illegal where I live. It's very unfortunate.

 
At 16 April, 2008, Blogger Knight said...

I can't help but wonder what the "all hands on the poop desk" google searcher was looking to find.

Wow, had to actually go to google to figure out they meant poop deck. And I call myself a pirate. Argh.

 
At 16 April, 2008, Blogger Reb said...

Love the "poop Desk" - loved Knights comment even more!

Congrats - you really are better than butter.

 
At 16 April, 2008, Blogger LL said...

So just a guess here... but I suppose carmeltoe and easter boobs go hand in hand, right?

 
At 16 April, 2008, Blogger Chris said...

Y'know, I never get search terms that are even 1/50th as interesting as yours. :)

 
At 16 April, 2008, Blogger fiwa said...

Congratulations on your major award! ;)

you get some weird search terms girlie.

lovins,
fiwa

 
At 16 April, 2008, Blogger Lefty said...

I can never get enough of arm wrastlin' Easter boobs!

 
At 16 April, 2008, Blogger Gordo said...

Ahhhh, you get all the weirdos! No fair!

I likes Easter boobs ...

 
At 16 April, 2008, Blogger moo said...

wow, a CARMEL toe. That sounds like it would be delicious ... if you were into that kind of thing, that is. ;)

 
At 16 April, 2008, Blogger the planet of janet said...

ah, tink, as Better than Butter, you are on the HONOR roll ...

 
At 17 April, 2008, Anonymous apathy lounge said...

Easter boobs? Are they different from Halloween boobs? I mean...Easter boobs are all about the rising and Halloween boobies are just scary. Just saying.

 
At 17 April, 2008, Blogger gr said...

Easter b00bs?

 
At 17 April, 2008, Blogger butterfly girl said...

There's nothing wrong with Easter boobs.

 
At 17 April, 2008, Blogger Peggy said...

It's nice to have somebody around to "scratch where it itches". ;-)

 
At 17 April, 2008, Blogger Tawcan said...

Easter boobs? Haha I like it a lot.

 
At 17 April, 2008, Blogger Sparkling Red said...

I'll arm-wrastle any one of yuz, any time, any wheres. Don't be runnin away! Or I'll be comin after ta find yuz.

 
At 17 April, 2008, Blogger Newt said...

Yippee!
Back flips!
Yahoo

Another twisted tink

Oh goodie - can't wait - brewing coffee.

 
At 17 April, 2008, Blogger Christy said...

Aw, I'm so jealous of your freakish love scratches.

 
At 17 April, 2008, Blogger R.E.H. said...

All hands on the poop desk? It never ceases to surprise me the search terms people use ;)

And, congrats on the award!

 
At 18 April, 2008, Blogger Freakazojd said...

Easter boobs?! Omg, that's awesome. You get some INTERESTING search terms.
Can't wait to read more Twisted Tink! :)

 
At 18 April, 2008, Blogger Real Live Lesbian said...

YUM! I love carmel toes!

 
At 18 April, 2008, Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

yeah, i found your blog by searching for "gang bangs by interacial men dressed as fairies"

the intrawebs are simply amazing!

 
At 18 April, 2008, Blogger Tequila Mockingbird said...

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At 18 April, 2008, Blogger Jo said...

Getting your itch scratched is sooo good! It's great being a homebloy in the beef gangsta club.

Carmeltoe is so wrong.

 
At 19 April, 2008, Blogger womaninawindow said...

OH NO! Better than butter? Be careful. My kids eat the stuff by the glob!

 
At 20 April, 2008, Blogger Chatty said...

The Hoop is SUCH a keeper. Tracking down and killing itches is one of the nicest thing someone can do for the itchee!

 

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