Stupidity Is Infinite
I was driving down the road yesterday when I came across a kid on the sidewalk who was waving at me in a very peculiar way. He was pumping his fist in the air, up and down, up and down while smiling broadly. I slowed down just a tick to wave back. "How sad!" I thought. "That poor little slow boy's parents have left him to walk to school alone." Then the tow truck beside me honked his horn, an answer to the obvious "honk-your-horn" gesture the kid was making at it.
Whatever doubts I had about not being smarter than a 5th grader have just been confirmed.
Daily Hoop Conversation:
(While watching T.V.)
Hoop: Did you see that?
Tink: See what?
Hoop: A washer and dryer combo that can complete a load in 30 minutes.
Hoop: Do you know how quickly we could do our laundry with one of those?
Tink: In 30 minutes.
Tink: Was that a trick question?
Is it just me, or does this man who washed up on Christmas Eve look like Santa Claus?