Friday Funnies
Daily Hoop Conversation:
Hoop: Would you still love me if I couldn't control my farts?
Tink: Of course.
Hoop: Would you go out in public with me?
Tink: Um... I guess so.
Hoop: Would you change my diaper?
Tink: What?!
Hoop: Well, you know, if I can't control my farts there are probably other things that I can't control either.
Tink: Are your arms broken in this scenario too?
Hoop: ...
Tink: ...
Hoop: They fell off.
Daily Hoop Conversation 2:
Hoop: Don't you wish they had shrinking machines?
Tink: That might be kind of useful.
Hoop: Then women could shrink all their large keepsakes into smaller ones.
Tink: Like what?
Hoop: Like, um... Wedding dresses. Wouldn't it be great if you could fit yours into a nice little shadow box?
Tink: It would.
Hoop: So, is there any other way you can shrink something like that?
Tink: What, my wedding dress?
Hoop: Yeah.
Tink: NO.
Hoop: You can't, like, wash it a bunch of times?
Have a wonderful weekend Homebloys!
Labels: Daily Hoop Conversations
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21 Comments:
Here's hoping Hoop doesn't try to "help" with shrinking that wedding dress...
Dude. A real verification word: antic.
Finally! I've missed these so much.
I miss your convo's--thanks for posting :-)
Oh, to be a fly on the wall in your house to hear all these conversations. But, then I could also imagine getting chased around by two crazy people trying to kill me... But I would still be laughing my ass off! :)
I think you better check your washing machine....
I farted my arms off just this morning. I'd fist bump you Hoop, if I had arms.
look, here's proof, I even told this Phillies blog about it. amazing how contextual farting your arms off can be...
;)
Without fail, I laugh at every one of these. In these times of change, it's nice to have something you can count on....
Maybe you can't shrink your wedding dress, but you could put it in one of those storage bags that I see advertised on TV all the time. You know, put the dress in the bag and then use the vacuum cleaner to suck all the air out and shrink it down to the size of a postage stamp? Yeah, one of those.
And maybe if Hoop's arms fell off they could be replaced with mechanical arms. How cool would that be?
Um, Hoop, unless you want your arms removed I wouldn't try to shrink the wedding dress! ;)
I hope he doesn't want you to be in the dress when it is shrunk?!
Oh my god, these are hilarious!
These are those special moments that I've been missing.
Well, at least we know that without his arms he can't do anything about the size of the wedding dress.
You have some interesting conversations!
You are just out there constantly attempting to find something your man says that will make me feel better about mine. Heh! Keep trying! Hahaha! ;-)
Hoop is just preparing you for old age when neither of you can control farts. But I hope you both keep your arms!
I don't get it. Washing your wedding dress to shrink it seems like a great idea to me?
Just how much does that guy smoke? ;) I'd be so tempted to buy a Barbie wedding gown and show it to him "Hoop, you'll never believe what happened.."
Ah... I've been missing the Hoopisms. ;)
Riding in the car with you guys must be hilarious.
I'm listening to one of the CDs - forgive me for not getting up to see which one, but my dog might bite my leg off if I move one more time. She's quite comfy on the rug by my feet and doesn't wish to be disturbed. I'm not sure who's the pet in this house.
Love you bunches.
Hoop knows what a shadow box is?
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