Friday, May 29, 2009

Friday Funnies

Daily Hoop Conversation:
Hoop: Would you still love me if I couldn't control my farts?
Tink: Of course.
Hoop: Would you go out in public with me?
Tink: Um... I guess so.
Hoop: Would you change my diaper?
Tink: What?!
Hoop: Well, you know, if I can't control my farts there are probably other things that I can't control either.
Tink: Are your arms broken in this scenario too?
Hoop: ...
Tink: ...
Hoop: They fell off.

Daily Hoop Conversation 2:
Hoop: Don't you wish they had shrinking machines?
Tink: That might be kind of useful.
Hoop: Then women could shrink all their large keepsakes into smaller ones.
Tink: Like what?
Hoop: Like, um... Wedding dresses. Wouldn't it be great if you could fit yours into a nice little shadow box?
Tink: It would.
Hoop: So, is there any other way you can shrink something like that?
Tink: What, my wedding dress?
Hoop: Yeah.
Tink: NO.
Hoop: You can't, like, wash it a bunch of times?

Have a wonderful weekend Homebloys!

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22 Comments:

At 29 May, 2009, Blogger Chris said...

Here's hoping Hoop doesn't try to "help" with shrinking that wedding dress...

Dude. A real verification word: antic.

 
At 29 May, 2009, Blogger Gramps said...

Finally! I've missed these so much.

 
At 29 May, 2009, Blogger Mary said...

I miss your convo's--thanks for posting :-)

 
At 30 May, 2009, Anonymous The Beer Geek said...

Oh, to be a fly on the wall in your house to hear all these conversations. But, then I could also imagine getting chased around by two crazy people trying to kill me... But I would still be laughing my ass off! :)

 
At 30 May, 2009, Blogger flutter said...

I think you better check your washing machine....

 
At 30 May, 2009, Blogger furiousBall said...

I farted my arms off just this morning. I'd fist bump you Hoop, if I had arms.

 
At 30 May, 2009, Blogger furiousBall said...

look, here's proof, I even told this Phillies blog about it. amazing how contextual farting your arms off can be...

 
At 30 May, 2009, Blogger Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

;)

 
At 30 May, 2009, Anonymous Daisy said...

Without fail, I laugh at every one of these. In these times of change, it's nice to have something you can count on....

 
At 30 May, 2009, Blogger Jay said...

Maybe you can't shrink your wedding dress, but you could put it in one of those storage bags that I see advertised on TV all the time. You know, put the dress in the bag and then use the vacuum cleaner to suck all the air out and shrink it down to the size of a postage stamp? Yeah, one of those.

And maybe if Hoop's arms fell off they could be replaced with mechanical arms. How cool would that be?

 
At 30 May, 2009, Blogger Reb said...

Um, Hoop, unless you want your arms removed I wouldn't try to shrink the wedding dress! ;)

 
At 30 May, 2009, Blogger mrspao said...

I hope he doesn't want you to be in the dress when it is shrunk?!

 
At 30 May, 2009, Blogger Pickles and Dimes said...

Oh my god, these are hilarious!

 
At 31 May, 2009, Blogger Woman in a Window said...

These are those special moments that I've been missing.

 
At 31 May, 2009, Blogger Mad Woman said...

Well, at least we know that without his arms he can't do anything about the size of the wedding dress.

You have some interesting conversations!

 
At 01 June, 2009, Blogger HalfAsstic.com said...

You are just out there constantly attempting to find something your man says that will make me feel better about mine. Heh! Keep trying! Hahaha! ;-)

 
At 01 June, 2009, Blogger kcinnova said...

Hoop is just preparing you for old age when neither of you can control farts. But I hope you both keep your arms!

 
At 01 June, 2009, Anonymous Mike said...

I don't get it. Washing your wedding dress to shrink it seems like a great idea to me?

 
At 01 June, 2009, Blogger Hilary said...

Just how much does that guy smoke? ;) I'd be so tempted to buy a Barbie wedding gown and show it to him "Hoop, you'll never believe what happened.."

 
At 01 June, 2009, Blogger fiwa said...

Ah... I've been missing the Hoopisms. ;)

Riding in the car with you guys must be hilarious.

I'm listening to one of the CDs - forgive me for not getting up to see which one, but my dog might bite my leg off if I move one more time. She's quite comfy on the rug by my feet and doesn't wish to be disturbed. I'm not sure who's the pet in this house.

Love you bunches.

 
At 01 June, 2009, Blogger Aunt Jackie said...

I swear you have GOT to make a cartoon strip of these... really!!

Hey, can I be a beta tester for your shrinking machine?? I need to use it on my ass and thighs.

 
At 02 June, 2009, Blogger Knight said...

Hoop knows what a shadow box is?

 

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