All Hands On The Poop Deck

Ahoy matey!

Me name's Cap'n Tink. Today be "Talk Like a Pirate Day!" Arrrr! So unless ye be a bilge-sucking blaggard, get out ye rum and ale and sing me a shanty. We've no room for landlubbers here. Unless ye wish to meet yer end feeding tha fish in tha briny deep, by flog or plank or keelhaul. Put away yer cutlass, dog. Pour another round of grog! Grab the nearest wench or broad. For pirates we be. Yo ho!



Daily Hoop Conversation:
Tink: Did you shake the rug for me?
Hoop: Like a baby.

In The News:
(This shit just blows my mind)

Police Question Armless Man In Neighbor's Death
September 18, 2007

SNELLVILLE, Ga. -- Police questioned an armless man Monday about the death of his neighbor. Relatives of Charles Keith Teer, 47, claim he died after the armless man head-butted and kicked Teer during a fight. The two men lived across the street from each other on Pine Street in the Atlanta suburb. Teer's relatives told police the men were arguing over a woman.

Teer's sister said the armless man attacked her brother. "They got into a big confrontation, a verbal confrontation and a fist fight and he came after my brother, he came will full force, and head butted him as hard as he could," said Lynn Elliot. She said Teer collapsed and died a short time after the fight. Police questioned the armless neighbor, and will decide by Tuesday afternoon if any charges will be filed.