Just The Good Stuff

Daily Hoop Conversation:
Tink: I love you.
Hoop: I love you more.
Tink: No you don't. I love YOU more.
Hoop: That's impossible.
Tink: Nuh-uh. I measured it while you were sleeping.
Hoop: *Blink*
Tink: Your love. I measured your love while you were sleeping.
Hoop: Whoa.
Tink: Yeah, that came out wrong.

Daily Hoop Conversation 2:
(While spooning on the couch)
Hoop: *Whispers*
Tink: No you don't.
Hoop: How did you hear that?!
Tink: You were whispering into my ear.
Hoop: Oh yeah.
Tink: Dork.

Around The Water Cooler:
Coworker: I went on a date with --- last night.
Tink: Oh girl.
Coworker: What? We had a really good time!
Tink: I told you, --- is a drug dealer. He told me so when he went to Hoop's birthday party last year.
Coworker: I know. But he didn't seem to be on anything when I saw him.
Tink: What, and waste profit? Of course he wasn't.
Coworker: Good point.
Tink: Go find yourself a nice guy.
Coworker: But I really like THIS one!

Spam Subjects:
(In the order I received them)
Can you return a call? Can I? Sure! Will I? Probably not.
Jump the bell Like Taco Bell? Mmmm. Chalupa Supreme.
A Little d.i.c.k That spelling it out trick only works when you're saying it out loud.
You want yours bigger, all men do All men want my what bigger?
Best Prices for Impotence! Because the market for Viagra was already cornered.

Tomorrow: Good-bye August post.