Social Pariah

Daily Hoop Conversation:
So this one happened awhile ago. But it came to mind last night and gave me a chuckle.

Tink: Would you still want me if I had no hair?
Hoop: Of course... You'd still have those big beautiful eyes of yours.
Tink: What if I had no eyelashes?
Hoop: *Blink* Um...

Opening Lines:
Things I've said to people on first meeting them. Also the reason why I don't get invited to parties anymore hehe.

Would you rather watch a porno with your parents or starring them?

So...Who here likes fish?

If Jesus was hung would we all wear nooses instead of crosses?

Some days I wish I had theme music.