On The Run
The HVAC and plumbing people are coming over at one. Cross your fingers they don't empty my wallet. I'm all out of spare arms and legs today.
Daily Hoop Conversation:
Hoop: The school faxed me over my transcript letter.
Tink: That's great!
Hoop: Not really.
Tink: Oh no. What happened?
Hoop: Here, let me read it to you. "To Whom It May Concern. This letter is to verify that Hoop has completed the courses necessary to obtain his Bachelors degree in Nursing."
Tink: *Starts choking* NURSING?!
Hoop: I swear, there isn't anything this school can't screw up.
Tink: So... do you want to practice those nursing skills on me tonight?
Hoop: I'm glad YOU find this so funny.
Tink: We could get you one of those cute little white hats!
Daily Hoop Conversation 2:
(While laying in bed half asleep)
Hoop: What did they mean by "Nursing?" Like, nursing BABIES?
Tink: No, you goob. Like a Nurse in a hospital.
Tink: How exactly would you nurse a baby?
Hoop: They make devices. I've also heard that men can lactate if they-
Tink: -Good-night Hoop.
Daily Hoop Conversation 3:
Tink: *Wraps bra around head*
Hoop: That's lovely dear. New hat?
Tink: No, mouse ears.
Hoop: It looks like you have boobs on top of your head.
Tink: Men would love that.
Hoop: If you're going to grow a second pair, you should do it on your back.
Tink: How would that be practical?
Hoop: I could cop a feel no matter which side I hug you from!
November Search Terms:
(What people put into search engines that bring them here)
1. Bologna car finish AKA: Bologna Facing, the act of putting Bologna on someone's car to peel the paint off. I'm not sure if this is myth or fact, but feel free to try it and post back some pictures.
2. corn in dookie It's one of the great mysteries of the world. Even when you don't eat any, it's STILL in there.
3. urban dictionary "smoke out" You been smokin' da reefer?
4. description of pickled beef tongue Rubbery? I don't know. Quit putting me off my lunch.
Countdown Until Hoop And I Are Homeless: 14 Days