Just Add Alcohol
Sorry I didn't post yesterday.
I was hiding out in my fort.
Unfortunately, because the fort was invisible, people kept finding me. I need to learn how to make myself invisible too. Work has been overwhelming lately. It's our busy season and I'm going on vacation in a week and a half. Which means everyone is rushing to dump as much as they can on my desk before I leave. I call it "The Great Asshole Race of 2007."
We got Hoop's car back last night. We're $1,600 in the hole and the damn thing is STILL overheating. We haven't even touched the bodywork yet. I keep thinking this year will get better. My Mom's theory is that all the bad stuff is getting knocked out in the first half of the year and that the second half will be better. On July 2nd at noon, the year will officially be half over. I think we should all celebrate.
I didn't take any pictures over the weekend, despite my good intentions. It bums me out. I was really excited about Odd Mix's word selection. Bless Hoop's heart, he couldn't stand to see me so glum, and tried in vain to spark a muse. He made shadow puppets on the wall using Duff's toys. The headless pony made an appearance as well as the humping monkey. Yes. They were together.
June Search Terms:
(What people put into search engines that bring them here)
1. granny huge boobs, papa likes feeling them Maybe he's just trying to rub her knee.
2. Easter bunny boobs You are one sick
3. Itty Bitty Titties I'm detecting a theme here.
4. fraudulent hermaphrodite photos
5. wireless vibrating underwear for him Does it come with GPS tracking too?
6. purchase pickled beef It can be yours for 3 easy payments of... $25,000! What a steal.
Check out this awesome video of a couple of "Quick Change Artists." I've watched it four times and I can't figure out how they do it!
Tomorrow: Everyone's favorite, Folioweekly ads!