Double The Filling

Daily Hoop Conversation:
Hoop: I got you a present.
Tink: You did? What is it?
Hoop: It's a surprise.
Tink: Is it bigger than a bread box?
Hoop: I don't know how big a bread box is, babe.
Tink: Can I fit it in my mouth?
Hoop: No.
Tink: Can I wear it?
Hoop: I'm sure you could make something with it to wear.
Tink: Did you find it on the street?
Hoop: NO. Believe it or not, I actually exchanged currency for it.
Tink: Is it white?
Hoop: It has white on it.
Tink: What other colors are on it?
Hoop: All the colors of the rainbow.
Tink: Crayons!
Hoop: No.
Tink: *Whispers* Is it sexy clothes?
Hoop: I already said you can't wear it.
Tink: Oh. Can I play with it?
Hoop: You can play with what comes in it.
Tink: Is it alive?
Hoop: No.
Tink: So it's dead?
Hoop: What?
Tink: Do you like it?
Hoop: Yes.... and no.
Tink: Hm.
Hoop: Why don't you just wait and see when we get home?
Tink: Is it bigger than the dog?
Hoop: *Sigh*

Not Far From The Tree:
Tink: I just got the neatest care package EVER.
Mom: From who?
Tink: Newt and Nettie!
Mom: Aw.
Tink: I'll have to send you a picture. It's so cool. There's all this Tink stuff and things to eat and do to keep me from smoking...
Mom: It's good to have a support network, huh?
Big Bit: They sent you all that stuff because you quit smoking?! That's it. I'm going to start smoking just so I can quit and all of you can buy me stuff.

Around The Water Cooler:
Tink: Do you want a piece of gum?
Coworker: No, thank you.
Tink: Yes you do.
Coworker: I'm pretty sure I don't.
Tink: It's really good gum!
Coworker: Oh-kay. I guess I'll take one.
Tink: ...
Coworker: Why are you staring at me?
Tink: Is it tingling?
Coworker: TINGLING?
Tink: Yeah.
Coworker: NO. Is it supposed to?
Tink: Damn false advertisement.
Coworker: You're freaking me out.
Tink: Hey Tom! Do you want a piece of gum?
Coworker: I'm spitting this out now.

Daily Hoop Conversation 2:
Tink: I had a dream last night that I punched Jay in the nuts.
Hoop: Cynical Bastard?
Tink: Yeah.
Hoop: WHY?
Tink: We were all on a scavenger hunt and he was blocking the last item. But it's OK. It didn't seem to hurt him too bad. He was laughing about it afterward. Then we went to his house and there was a pagan party going on. A PAGAN party. I thought that was kind of weird.
Hoop: Wow, babe.
Tink: The good news is, Jay had a girlfriend. She was really cute too. Hopefully that made up for me punching him in the nuts.

Daily Hoop Conversation 3:
(While standing in line at McDonalds)
Hoop: Is your name Hannah?
Little Girl: How did you know?!
Hoop: I'm psychic!
Little Girl: *Look of shock*
(It was printed on the back of her shirt)
Hannah: I saved you a seat.
Tink: Thanks, Hannah.
Hannah: Do you wanna play a game?
Hoop: Sure!
Hannah: Ok. I'm going to tell you a letter and you're going to tell me what comes next. A!
Tink: B.
Hannah: C!
Hoop: H.
Hannah: Nope. Here, I'll whisper it to you. *Whispers* D.
Hoop: D.
Tink: Hey! That's not fair.
Hannah: E! Here, I'll whisper it to you. *Whispers* G.
Tink: G.
Hannah: WRONG!
Tink: I think this game is rigged.
Hoop: Hannah, you're going to make an EXCELLENT game show host one day.