Grimy's Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, in a kingdom just south of Jacksonville, there lived a
Everything Shiterella touched turned to poo. No matter how hard she tried, anything Shiterella owned succumbed to the curse. Neither her chariot nor the slightly used castle she got on sale were able to resist, and transformed overnight into big stinking piles of goo.
So one day Shiterella realized what she must do. She pointed her finger and touched her nose. POOF! On the ground, where once Shiterella had been, was a perfectly formed mound of doo. There she remained, until one day Shiterella's luck changed.
Into town waltzed a
So he stuck his finger in that pile of dung and Shiterella was magically transformed back into her previous self. It was love at first sight. And so it went... For everything Shiterella turned to poo, her man was able to turn it back. Nothing was ever perfect. But it wasn't shitty either.
(Thank you Hoop for fixing my stereo... and the CD... and my AC... the dish washer... the baseboards... and my self esteem. I loves ya baby.)