Grimy's Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, in a kingdom just south of Jacksonville, there lived a princess strong independent female by the name of Shiterella. Shiterella was blessed in many ways. She was a pretty girl, with a decent job and a loving family. There was just one problem...

Everything Shiterella touched turned to poo. No matter how hard she tried, anything Shiterella owned succumbed to the curse. Neither her chariot nor the slightly used castle she got on sale were able to resist, and transformed overnight into big stinking piles of goo.

So one day Shiterella realized what she must do. She pointed her finger and touched her nose. POOF! On the ground, where once Shiterella had been, was a perfectly formed mound of doo. There she remained, until one day Shiterella's luck changed.

Into town waltzed a prince brave and noble man. He heard the tale of the woman with the shitty curse and came to make things right. You see, this man was gifted with the ability of fixing things. Everything he touched turned to new (or at least passable).

So he stuck his finger in that pile of dung and Shiterella was magically transformed back into her previous self. It was love at first sight. And so it went... For everything Shiterella turned to poo, her man was able to turn it back. Nothing was ever perfect. But it wasn't shitty either.

The End.

(Thank you Hoop for fixing my stereo... and the CD... and my AC... the dish washer... the baseboards... and my self esteem. I loves ya baby.)