Friday, December 14, 2007

Saved By Cuteness

Stare at this for a moment...

I didn't have time to vlog or add a new chapter to
Twisted (Tink).

But you can't be mad at me. The cuteness is overwhelming!


Oh-kay. I'll stop. On to other things!

Below blog fodder provided by Folioweekly.

Women Seeking Men

FISHING PARTNER. Single white female, 46, kids are grown, loves fishing, football and family. In search of "good ole boy" with a boat who shares similar interests. Let me cook for you, you'll be hooked! Don't do it! She just wants the boat! Next she'll be after your bubba truck.

REBEL YELL! Fly away with me to a place we've never been before! Single white female, 48, mother, non-smoker, seeks single male, 45-55, for something we've never known before. Yes, fly, fly away you weird metaphor people.

KINKY & ROUGH. 25, white French femme, in shape with implants. Full figured size, skinny waist. Seeking BDSM partner with big attributes, something that would hunt. Must be strong and able to control this certified angus beefsteak. Something that would HUNT? As in catch you food?! That is one amazing penis.

Men Seeking Women

SURVIVAL OF THE FIT. White male, sixties, semi-retired but keeping busy. Looking to share the company of a fit, intelligent lady with a sense of humor. If you are a boater, that is a bonus. Recreational over procreational. I don't care how big your boat is Sweetie. It doesn't make up for the fact that your junk is broken.

CLASSY GENTLEMAN. Gentleman in his 50's, college graduate who likes mountain climbing, hiking, movies, swimming, tennis, and golf. Looking for a young lady, 25-55, who likes the same things for a long-term relationship. Saying you graduated from college (What, twenty-five years ago?) does NOT give you something in common with the twenty year olds you're targeting.

It's not the same. I'm respectful, 5'11", 180, young 57, funny conversational, secure, versatile, kissable, attractive, committable, romantic, clean, honest. Do you love your dog, or do you LOVE your dog?

63-YEAR-OLD, DIVORCED. Have money; live in RV. Looking for a woman. No baggage or strings. I bet he doesn't have any fingerprints or an ID either.

I Saw You

THE OASIS IN THE SUN. You: legs from here to eternity, smile that lights up the room, sense of humor that comes from the heart. Always serving up a meal with absolute grace. How do I modify my behavior to overcome my shyness? Whoa. How does she find pants?

MUFFIN TOP MEETS BEAR. You: Grizzly Adams behind the bar. Me: Muffin Top who just lost cat. I needed a hug; you were too busy being rude to customers. Can't wait to see you again so we can discuss how to tame you! I bet he won't hug you after he beats you either.

DOODLE DANDY. You made me feel like a wild animal who couldn't wait to pounce. My claws protracted, my juices were flowing, my fever was burning. Your golf skills, dog skills, nunchuck skills are unsurpassed. How are your bow hunting skills? Ewwwww. People like this keep Mace in business.

Have a great weekend! Don't forget the WWC words for this week are LIFE and WHITE.



At 14 December, 2007, Blogger Jay said...

There is nothing more entertaining than personal ads. In that "I sure hope that I never run into any of these people" way.

At 14 December, 2007, Blogger R.E.H. said...

I should read personal ads more often... seems a good place to meet someone really sweet.

That IS a joke!

Love the first dog picture up there. He looks so lost ;)

BTW. I've got something for you over on my blog!

At 14 December, 2007, Blogger furiousBall said...

Tink, come on...

or should I say KINKY & ROUGH, come on

At 14 December, 2007, Blogger fiwa said...

That bun is lethally cute!

My god, those personal ads are really funny, but SCARY! You could be standing in line behind those people at the grocery store - or in the stall next to them in the restoom!

have a good weekend -
fiwa :)

At 14 December, 2007, Blogger Chris said...

Ok, it was a harsh transition from So. Much. Cute. to bubba trucks and broken junk. I feel a bit faint.

At 14 December, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A puppy sure would be a nice Christmas present.

Life and white. Hmmm. I better get going. G-Man probably has his done already.

At 14 December, 2007, Blogger meno said...

I only forgive you because of the cuteness. Those people are weird.

At 15 December, 2007, Anonymous Susan said...

Where ever those people live...I'm not ever going there. They scare me. I need to scroll up to the cuteness again.

A Slice of Life

At 15 December, 2007, Blogger Orhan Kahn said...

Oh my, the cuteness is undeniable.

At 15 December, 2007, Blogger janet said...

oh, the cuteness! i can't take it!!!! my eyes! my eyes!!!

At 16 December, 2007, Blogger HAR said...

Too funny. These people are really out amongst us. Scary thought.

At 16 December, 2007, Blogger Alli said...

Oh my goodness, those pics are so adorable!!! Love 'em

And...uh, yeah, those people who do those personal ads creep me out! eek. With internet dating services becoming more common, I am surprised want ads are still around... I guess some people use em.

At 16 December, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

those pictures are adorable!!

THe ads are SCARY!


At 17 December, 2007, Blogger Peggy said...

Sorry - can't speak - am dazzled by cuteness

At 17 December, 2007, Blogger Christy said...

Those personals really freaked me out. I'm so glad I'm not single anymore. =o)

At 17 December, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personal Ads are a fascinating combination of sad, bizarre and brutal honesty. It's like a car wreck and I cannot look away.

A. Beaverhausen

At 17 December, 2007, Blogger Tawcan said...

Love those pics.

Can I ask you where you found these personal ads? :p

At 19 December, 2007, Blogger odd facts said...

I think I just melted from the cute pictures.

At 20 December, 2007, Blogger Newt said...

Oh, that is major cuteness!


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