Friday, January 13, 2006

A Quickie

Daily Hoop Conversation:
(Hoop and I met up for lunch at a local outlet mall. We decided to sit in the trunk of my SUV for the remainder of the hour and people watch.)

Hoop: What's that guy staring at?
Tink: I think he's trying to figure out what we're doing in my trunk.
(Watches car pass)
Tink: He doesn't realize we're testing to see how many bodies we can fit in it.
Hoop: I'm thinking...5.
Tink: Unless they were really tall.
Hoop: That's what crowbars are for.
Tink: True.

Have a great weekend!



At 13 January, 2006, Blogger mamalujo1 said...

Chainsaw. Oh, and a plastic liner (you don't want to mess things up). I'd say more like ten or so.

At 13 January, 2006, Blogger Chris said...

How tantric can the fit be?! ;)

You guys are nuts! I would probably walk up and make faces at you.

At 13 January, 2006, Blogger Tink said...

Mamalujo1: A chainsaw would be MUCH better. I think Hoop was imagining how to prod the bodies around without actually touching them.

Chris: You can make faces... As long as you throw peanuts too.

At 13 January, 2006, Blogger Brooke said...

I didn't think SUVs had trunks...hmmm...I'm confused.

Have a good weekend!

At 13 January, 2006, Blogger Arabella said...

You sat in an SUV to watch people? I love this!!! All you need is a cooler full of snacks!

At 13 January, 2006, Anonymous Amanda B. said...

Mamalujo1 stole my idea. ;)

Have a great weekend Tink.

At 14 January, 2006, Blogger eric said...

well, if it's a mid-size SUV, i'm saying 5 people. but if you're talking about an expedition, well ... 9 people.

and a hummer ... 20.


At 14 January, 2006, Blogger Ditsy Chick said...

Yes along the mamlujo1 thought lines, at least you did not say hacksaw (sp?).

People watching is one of my favorite things.

At 14 January, 2006, Blogger Pixie LaRouge said...

So I'm really not the only one who, while out car shopping, opens up the trunk and says "What do you think, honey, 5 or 6 bodies?"

Then again... ;)

At 15 January, 2006, Blogger mamalujo1 said...

Hey, with a chipper, it's really hard to say. Ever see "Fargo"?

At 24 January, 2006, Blogger Odd Mix said...

The real trick is to dehydrate them before using the chipper. It is far less messy, much less smelly, and you waste less space.

Ugh. I absolutely cannot believe I went there. I am so ashamed.

Besided there are much more pleasant things for a couple to do in the trunk of an SUV than hide bodies.


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