Word verification malfunctions? Kind of annoying. Running "Smenita" through Google? Worth the chuckle. What you get is a slew of people bitching about how Blogger dropped the ball yesterday. It reminds me a little of the Nipplegate Scandal during Super Bowl XXXVIII. The people who thought it was kind of funny are looking at the people who are pissed off like, "Lighten the fuck up and have a Daiquiri."
So of course there's a Smenita Blog now. Like you didn't know that was coming. It even has Smenita poems. I'm thinking this guy is an ambulance chaser in real life. After scrolling through the other blogs that Google pulled, I've chosen five of my favorite "Smenita" comments for your enjoyment:
1. Sounds rather exotic don't ya think?
2. Smenita can eat it.
3. I have decided when things go wrong, instead of saying SHIT I'm gonna break out with Smenita!
4. ...and instead of Green Kryptonite his weakness would be Smenita.
5. Have a Smenita day!
Hoop Is Grounded: Hoop and I went to a cookout last night at our next door neighbors' house. There were hellion kids, gripes about work, redneck jokes, beer drinking, drunk grilling, burnt chicken that was raw in the middle and a strange medley of deserts. Just the kind of misadventure that I like. It would have gone on splendidly too, had Hoop not gotten sloshed off his ass. Hoop on beer or liquor is an entertaining site. Hoop on B2E is a DISASTER. It must be the added caffeine that makes him talk like an ADD kid on crack. Only he's drunk, so half the words that are pouring out of his mouth don't even make any sense. I kept yelling at him to "Shut up already!" and he kept repeating the same strings of babble over and over again. It's nights like those that I pray for the morning... And sobriety.
Daily Hoop Conversation:
Hoop: Do you guys want some Flan for dessert?
Neighbor: What's Flan?
Tink: I think it's Spanish. It's custard and caramelized sugar.
Hoop: It's what RICH people eat... Tink just has the recipe.
Daily Hoop Conversation 2:
Tink: Hoop, we have to go soon.
Tink: We have to go pick up some paper before the store closes.
Hoop: We need sour cream too.
Tink: Paper and sour cream, got it.
Neighbor: Paper and sour cream?! That's not going to taste very good.
Have a great weekend!