Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Shout Outs

1. To Jay, who posted a question to the cosmos yesterday and still hasn't gotten an answer. That's Cosmos' way of snubbing me because I dropped her name a few posts ago like an ass-kisser corporate peon. "Cosmos and I? We're like sisters. In fact, you could call me her top executive head receptionist." Head over there and help a guy out won't you?

2. To my dog, Jazzi. Do you know why she's so awesome? Besides the fact that she lets me dress her up in a
bra and post pictures of it on the internet... (Wow, does that constitute as puppy porn?) She jumps on trampolines. Her grandparents were circus freaks.

3. To Hoop, who's half a dozen states away on vacation. He's proof that women harness some unknown power that make men feel guilty without the women even saying a word. He text me this morning, worried, asking if he and I were alright. Poor babe. Evidently when I say, "Have fun" it gets translated into "I'm mad at you" by the time it reaches his ear. And, "I love you baby" translates into "Your clothes are going to be in boxes on the lawn when you get home."

4. To the naked guy standing in the doorway of Big Bit's bedroom this morning. Bet that got your attention huh? I stayed at my parents' house last night and woke at 5am to the glowing of a full moon. No, not that kind of moon. The other kind. I could have been dreaming... I guess. But I clearly remember rolling back over and thinking, "Yup, that's a butt" and then going back to sleep like it was just some normal thing.

More August Search Terms:
(What people put into search engines that bring them here)
1. "how to shoot a horse" Crazy rednecks. They finally found me.
2. pooping metaphors Some people are known for knitting. I on the other hand...
3. kinds of pickled beef
KINDS? Am I that sheltered?
4. what is pickled beef
You're looking at it. Not me... the blog.
5. sexy tink Flattery will get you everywhere!

DOT: Twisted Tink has been updated with a new chapter,
"Breaking Ground." I bet you two crisp hundred dollar bills that you think, "What the hell is she on?" when you get done reading it.
...
After further inspection of my purse I am embarrassed to tell you that I'm fresh out of hundreds. But I have plenty of pocket lint to go around! Now go. Click on over and enjoy.

Days Til Hoop's Back: 8

15 Comments:

At 16 August, 2006, Blogger mrspao said...

Hehe - Hoop'll be back soon and you can tell him you're mad in person :)

 
At 16 August, 2006, Blogger Mignon said...

#4? Tink, that's freaking me out a little... how old is Big Bit? And were you dreaming? Really, I don't know if you intended but it gave me a little icky feeling. Parenting does that weird shit to you, I guess - makes you see the icky in everything.

 
At 16 August, 2006, Blogger Tink said...

MrsPao: But I'm not mad at all. That's the crazy thing. It WILL be nice to have him home again though. I do miss the little booger. ;)

Mignon: Big Bit is 13, Lil Bit it 12 and Papa Bear is going on 5 1/2 ;). I really have no idea if it was Big Bit streaking in to get clothes or Papa Bear searching for a towel. I didn't really get a good look at the face. But my Mom swears I had to be dreaming.

 
At 16 August, 2006, Blogger Jay said...

Gee, why IS it that men always thing women mean the opposite of what they say? Just because we all know that "No, I'm not mad" actually means "I'm so pissed I can't even describe it right now, but when we get home I'm gonna completely shred you" Or something like that. haha

Thanks for the shout-out. I might have to just give up and go over there to England and search for answers myself. DARN! Wouldn't that suck?

 
At 16 August, 2006, Blogger Kell said...

It's usually the woman that reads into or misinterprets what a man says. Or maybe that's just me. When he asks if I went to the gym, is he concerned for my health or telling me that I'm a big, fat whale and I really should go to the gym. Luckily, he doesn't answer that question.

 
At 16 August, 2006, Blogger Chris said...

Wow, and that's just day 2 of him being gone? He'll be a wreck by the time he gets home!

 
At 16 August, 2006, Blogger Chelle Y. said...

Tink, I am so laughing at you, "Yep, that's a butt," then rolling over and going back to sleep. :o)

You're too cute! Hey, and I am glad you linked that picture back up. I kept telling Mike how cute you were (he already loves your personality), and knew there was one of you and Hoop somewhere, but I couldn't find it. Yep, you're a doll!

 
At 16 August, 2006, Blogger Pamer said...

I would love a video clip of Jazzi (with bra) jumping on a trampoline?

Seriously You guys!!

 
At 16 August, 2006, Blogger Mike Y said...

Tink, just too funny! We should make a show about your life. It'd be much funnier than seinfeld.

 
At 16 August, 2006, Blogger Peevish said...

Awwww, he's missing you!!

 
At 17 August, 2006, Anonymous mamatulip said...

How to shoot a horse?! You get some fucked up search hits, my friend.

 
At 17 August, 2006, Blogger EE said...

LOL, I totally agree w/ Katherine, I was going to say the same thing. But they are freaking FUNNY.

That cracks me up about Hoop texting you, wondering if you are mad. Silly boys. ;)

 
At 17 August, 2006, Blogger mE said...

I think Hoop isn't the only one going through withdrawal pains...

Who was The Man With the Moon? Or is that Moon On the Man?

 
At 18 August, 2006, Anonymous TB said...

I have that same exact bra. I think Jazzi fills it out better than me though.

 
At 22 August, 2006, Blogger FA said...

#3 is soooooo true. When my wife says "Yeah, that's fine with me." I usually hear "Yeah, that's fine with me...but I'll be mad and kick your ass when you get home." Women!!!

Cool -- an easy word verification.

 

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