200th Post!

And to celebrate...

(Thank you Folioweekly for providing the blog fodder.)

I Saw You:

SHOOTING STAR. Met at a wedding 6/24. That night on the blanket I popped a question. Love shack, camping, late night boat rides a must. Will share my Pirate food with you, if you promise to loath me tomorrow. I hope it wasn't YOUR wedding. And what's with the Pirate food and loathing? First Pirates of the Caribbean spawns a toy line, then a clothing fad... now a fetish?

VERY BAD DADDY. You broke my heart! I saw you riding up to me on your hot Harley. Go Daddy Go! Stay Daddy Stay! Do you want me? Why won't you say? Are you ready to play? Maybe even all day. You're not Dr. Seuss Mmmkay? You should really get some help, today.

TAKE OUT. I get sushi at your Japanese restaurant a lot. You always make me smile when you're mean to your waitresses. Your aggressive nature makes me hotter than wasabi! Take me to Chinatown you sexy beast! Well at least you know he likes to eat fish. Go for it girl.

HOMELESS HOTTIE. Me: Waiting for my ride, eating chips and Salsa. You: New in town, sipping a soda, looking like you need a place to stay. Let me know. Way to aim high dude.

CALLING ALL CARS. How could I have met you more innocently! You had the best hands I ever saw. Built like a brick house. I truly was sorry. I knew I smelled also. Justice is sweet. Come on baby get in. So... He arrested you. And you think he'd be interested in dating? Lemme guess. You were caught with drugs, right? Hallucinogenics by the sound of it.

Men Seeking Women:

STRADIVARIUS QUALITY. The older the violin, the sweeter the music. Looking for lady 50 plus, who wants to be well treated and appreciated by a stimulating, well educated older man. Young, hot chicks need not apply (regretfully). Pffft, "Young, hot chicks." Dream on. What you should "regret" is using this lame college paper to pick up a girlfriend.

TIME SHARE. Tingly kisses, passionate showers, personal foot massages, cool conversations. Whatever our situations, we all need a great escape! The best fantasy is a great memory! Friends without boundaries. Single white male, 6',200, 50, non-smoker, non-drinker, seeking adventurous female. I'm still stuck on the "time share" part. Are you planning on trading off on this individual?

WRITER SEEKS LOVE. I'm 19, laid-back and hopefully what you're looking for. I have much ambition to succeed in life and wish to go far. I'm not specifically looking for the love of my life. But you know, anything can happen. You are 19! Wait two more years ok? Then you can up pick someone at the bar like everyone else. Ya nerd.

September Search Terms:
(What people put into search engines that bring them here)
1. arabella signup Contrary to popular belief, I am not the leader of her fan club.
2. arabella wedding I'm sure it was lovely.
3. arabella butt Are you stalking her?
4. pickled dingo Was it the Dingo that ate your baby?
5. sea shels world Gee wouldn't that be... fun.
6. cool birthmark *Bows* Why thank you!
7. "red red blue blue blue red" The last thing you see before your life is over.

DOT: Twisted Tink has been updated with a new chapter, "Getting Somewhere." Check it out! You wouldn't want to miss out on a guest appearance from one of childhood's classic fables.

Thank you all for sticking with me this long! I'm so grateful for all the wonderful people I've met through blogging. Here's to another 100 posts.