Daily Hoop Conversation:
(Talking on two-ways)
Tink: Hold on babe. There's a moped on the road. I'm going to try and pass it.
Tink: You will not believe what I just saw.
Tink: When I went to pass, I noticed the driver was bobbing his head up and down really hard. So of course I looked in my rearview to see what was going on-
Hoop: Uh huh.
Tink: -and he was wearing clown make-up!
Hoop: Clown make-up.
Tink: Yeah. Freaky huh?
Hoop: I know how much you love clowns.
Tink: He had a white face, a big red mouth, and two black triangles under his eyes. Should I go back and take a picture?
Hoop: You would go BACK?
Tink: I wouldn't get OUT. Didn't you hear me? There's a fucking clown out there!
RETURN OF THE Things That Make You Go, "WTF?":
1. I can never remember which "which/witch" is which.
2. He's the un-silent silent partner.
3. I used to be scared of my vibrator. So I started calling it Huey, after that cute white duck on cartoons. I'm OK with the vibrator now. I'm just not OK with ducks.
4. Do you think they have hookers in heaven?
Not Far From The Tree:
Papa Bear: Come here Big Bit.
Big Bit: Why?
Papa Bear: I want to wipe a booger on you.
Big Bit: Ew! No way. Use a towel.
Tink: A TOWEL?
Big Bit: It's better than my shirt!
Tink: I don't know if anyone's told you, but there are these things called tissues.
Big Bit: Those are for your butt.
Tink: *Slaps forehead*
Big Bit: If I use that other stuff then I have to replace it.
January Search Terms:
(What people put into search engines that bring them here)
1. cross eyed bear that you gave to me lyrics So you thought it was a scary carnival prize too?
2. intense orgasm's There is NO "I" in orgasms. But there is an "O." As in "Ohhhhhhhh!"
3. tink gay Sorry, I have never tasted the rainbow.
4. I have a saggy scrotum Thanks for sharing.