Scatterbrained

It's Friday, the day I've been waiting for since Sunday night.

If you're expecting some masterpiece post here, you might want to move along now. Instead, I give you more evidence of my addiction to lists.

Awesome Bud Light Commercials:
1. Swear Jar
2. How Ugly Girls Get Asked To Dance
3. Secret Fridge
4. Hidden Bud Light

Stoopid Peapole:

After the little escapade Hoop and I had with Walmart on Monday, I decided to email a complaint to the website. The response I got back was that they were sorry for my inconvenience and that the second desk I had ordered had been damaged in shipping. So without asking, they were cancelling my order and refunding me the money. Niiice. Apparently their method of dealing with pissed off customers is to piss them off even more.

The sheriff who released Paris Hilton from jail.

Most of us use "..." to signify a dramatic pause or halt in a sentence. This person uses it as replacement for normal punctuation. Seen in an email, "I look forward to working with all of you in the first quarter on these opportunities...and as stated before our fundamentals are in place...we have nothing to fear...lets go get the volume!!!" Correction, there are also three (count them, THREE) !'s in there as well.


Courtesy of Odd Mix:

The words for Tuesday are Air and Earth.

June Search Terms:
(What people put into search engines that bring them here)
1. Horse in a bikini It better be a big bikini
2. Ms. suzi had a bunny Ms. suzi had a cat one went to heaven the other went to hell-o operator It was a steamboat, and the steamboat had a bell. Duh.
3. walmart "we don't have to dress up" So, you wear that ugly blue vest by choice?
4. Stupid realtor I see you've had the pleasure of meeting mine.
5. tomato soup and dog pee That's one way to lose weight.
6. my boyfriend's nipples taste like onions *Gasp* My long lost brother!

Have a GREAT weekend guys!