Friday, July 13, 2007

I Have Issues

Surprisingly, I don't feel like discussing them here. The world is filled with far too many morose thoughts as it is. Who needs me spreading mine around like icing on the proverbial cake? What I CAN tell you is that this cake is made of shit. So forgive me for this lackluster post. I'll practice my A-game and post something better this weekend.

Until then...

Twisted (Tink) has been updated with a newly revised chapter. Click on over and check out, "All That Glitters."

Have a great weekend!
Do something crazy and name it after me, will ya?

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27 Comments:

At 13 July, 2007, Blogger fiwa said...

You sound like you need a nice, big margarita. Can you treat yourself?

Hope it gets better.
Thinking about you -
fiwa

 
At 13 July, 2007, Blogger Jay said...

Have a great weekend. Just do stuff you enjoy doing and don't do anything you "have" to do. It'll wait.

 
At 13 July, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would, Tink, but vasectomys are expensive to reverse.

 
At 13 July, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A $h!t cake? Ewww, what kind of birthday party has THAT kind of cake.

Take a Welbutrin, get jiggy with Hoop and forget about life for a while as the piano man says. Or watch the YouTube videos of Gary Coleman on my blog.

~Jef

 
At 13 July, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not every post has to be sparkling and upbeat you know. Real friends will love you right through the sh*t cake posts.

Now go do something nice for yourself!

 
At 13 July, 2007, Blogger Terri said...

Amen Sister! I have some of those too that can't be posted for the world to see. Oh well, we go on. Try to have a good weekend.

 
At 13 July, 2007, Blogger mamatulip said...

I have issues, too. Let's band together and create a magazine.

Have a good weekend. :)

 
At 13 July, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A margarita sounds good to me too. I think it's in the air today. Hubby is climbing down my throat and the kids are whiny. Lock yourself in the closet with a book and a bottle of something, I'll meet you there!

((hugs))

 
At 13 July, 2007, Blogger Chelle Y. said...

I want to join Mama Tulip and your magazine! :)

I hope your weekend goes a lot better for you!

 
At 13 July, 2007, Blogger Chris said...

If anyone says they don't have issues, theyz lyin. Have a good weekend!!

 
At 13 July, 2007, Blogger KELSO'S NUTS said...

Issues, Tink? I've got the subscription. Mid-life crisis is biting down hard, hard, hard and I'm not sure if la Ciudad de Panama is the most wholesome place to be in this state but you take what life gives you. It gets so wild here that the prospect of going to a Shabbat dinner tonight holds way more appeal than a 3-some does!

Your B- game is better than 99.9% of bloggers' A+ game. Don't worry.

Something I read in your profile made me think of something funny I read in one of Feinstein's books on golf. In the PGA media guide, every player puts down for hobbies "all sports especially hunting and fishing". Brad Faxon, who's something of a dark, wry, New Englander put down "all sports EXCEPT hunting and fishing."

Nothing but nothing beat Jim Bouton's entry in the 1969 Seattle Pilots media guide. The usual "hunting and fishing" were down there on everyone's hobbies list. Bouton put down "macrame and making preserves."

-K, Pres pro-tem of Pickled Beef/Catch-You-On-The-Flip-Side Societies

 
At 13 July, 2007, Blogger Kell said...

What is it about this week? A lot of us are having a rough time, and it's not even a full moon.

Hope your weekend is wonderful. Thanks for the order to do something crazy!

 
At 13 July, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

May all your issues be small ones.

 
At 13 July, 2007, Blogger Mike Y said...

With you there! I hope you have a great weekend!

 
At 13 July, 2007, Blogger Tory said...

We all have those same issues I bet. I know I do. That's what makes us so interesting, don't you think?
I've tagged you for a meme, so drop in on my blog.
Take care and have a good weekend.
Tory

 
At 13 July, 2007, Blogger Jen said...

Sometimes you just feel like dancing and sometimes you don't.


'For they catch ya Chainsmokin'


If anything, I hope this made you smile.

Hope your weekend goes better than today.

 
At 13 July, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm with Kell - it has been a rough week. The next one has got to be better!

 
At 13 July, 2007, Blogger Alex said...

Perhaps it's something in the stars...I've had a couple doses of craptastic events this week, but I'm trying to keep the faith that better things are juuuuuust around the corner. You hang in there, too, mmmkay?

Hugs.

 
At 14 July, 2007, Blogger meno said...

Looks like you are being prescribed a Tinkarita!

 
At 14 July, 2007, Blogger Foo said...

Sorry to hear you're feeling blue. In your honor, I have invented the Tinquaray Stiffy (stop that; it's a drink).

 
At 14 July, 2007, Blogger KELSO'S NUTS said...

Tink:

What was so special that gave you goosebumps? I think you give me way more credit than I deserve.

I remember now what was on your profile which reminded me of the sports media guides stories. On your favorite music list you put down "anyting but country." Goes without saying that "country" according the the PGA and MLB media guides is a velly, velly popular genre.

Please let me extend an invitation to you and Hoop to come visit me en la Ciudad de Panama. I have way more apartment than I need as a crazed-up, multiply-addled, mid-life crisising bachelor (3 1-2 bedrooms all with en suite bathrooms). Flight from Miami is only 2 hours.

 
At 14 July, 2007, Blogger furiousBall said...

Here's a letter I recently wrote...

Dear Life,

Please stop kicking me in the balls.

Love,

Me

 
At 14 July, 2007, Blogger amusing said...

I invented a new synchonized swimming move in your honor. It's called the Tinkle.

 
At 14 July, 2007, Blogger Me said...

Tink, darl, TT has a few glitches. Clean out your temporary internets files and reload your browser and you should see what I'm talking about (at the bottom of the chapters and at the very top of the browser).

I've taken a screen shot for you, just in case..

 
At 14 July, 2007, Blogger Me said...

Just noticed:

Please pardon the dust.
This site is currently under construction.


Silly me.

 
At 15 July, 2007, Blogger captain corky said...

Have a great weekend Tink, and feel free to dump on me anytime you want.

 
At 16 July, 2007, Blogger Tawcan said...

Hope you got everything sorted out.

 

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