Hello Open Road
Good-bye ability to poop.
Maybe I should start eating bran now.
Feel free to loiter while I'm gone. But word to the wise, I've booby trapped the beer *cough*Jay, the porn *cough*Edge, and the numbers to all my hot friends *cough* Van and R.E.H.. While I'm gone Chris' cats are in charge. Jo, your job is to look hot. Brody, you're in charge of providing the funny. If anything goes wrong, contact Hilary. She'll be outside taking pictures of local wildlife, i.e. armadillos and rednecks. Everyone else, just don't touch that big red button...
I said DON'T TOUCH IT!
See you on Tuesday Homebloys!