Friday, April 28, 2006

Tink Of Laugh-A-Lot

I had a dream last night that Hoop and I were on the edge of a desert preparing to take a long journey with his family. Hoop left with his brother to go buy camels, leaving me to wander the shops of the village. I soon realized that I hadn't thought to pack or buy anything for our trip. With only a few minutes to spare, I ran down the street and threw myself into the nearest shop to buy... booze.

I'm glad I have my priorities straight.

Things That Make You Go, "WTF?":
1. Whoever invented bananas was brilliant!
2. Plants are people too.
3. A solid gold vibrator would be kind of cool. But you'd have to share it with like a hundred people just to afford it, and that's just gross!
4. It's all in the eye of the beer-holder.
5. Our kids are going to be baseball players. So don't go buying anything breakable for the house, Ok?

Daily Hoop Conversation:
Tink: The guys at work keep calling me "Grumpy." Am I grumpy?
Hoop: Everyone gets grumpy.
Tink: But am I grumpy all the time?
Hoop: No, not all the time.
Hoop: Just most of it.
Tink: You are such an ass.
Hoop: See? You're being grumpy again!

Daily Hoop Conversation 2:
(Car drives by blasting "Hypnotize" by Notorious B.I.G.)
Tink: *Sings* Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see, you are just too damn fat for me. And if you took me to your bed, you might squish me with your big fat head.
Hoop: *Sings* And then I'd be... dead.
Tink: You are so white.
Hoop: Yeah, well you're CLEAR.

Twisted Tink has been updated with a new chapter, dedicated to Odd Mix's little daughter. Commenting has been left open on it for feedback.

Have a fantastic weekend!


At 28 April, 2006, Blogger Mignon said...

A solid gold dildo. That's heavy. I always thought polished bamboo would be nice. Wood be nice. So pretty. And woody!

At 28 April, 2006, Blogger Odd Mix said...

Tink, You made my week! I don't care if you are grumpy; you rock!

At 28 April, 2006, Blogger mama_tulip said...

Yeah, sharing dildo's is wrong, even if it is solid gold. LOL.

At 28 April, 2006, Blogger Chelle Y. said...

What's a dildo? Just kidding!

Tink, you always make me laugh. I love your crazy conversations. Maybe Hoop should buy you a "Grumpy Sweatshirt, you know with a picture of the Dwarf from Snow White. I bought my husband one, because he is grumpy! :o)

At 28 April, 2006, Blogger EE said...

#3? EWWW! I don't care it's solid gold. That's just *gross*. LOL!

#4- hilarious

Chelle, LOL!!!!

At 28 April, 2006, Blogger Jay said...

Solid gold dildo? If you put diamonds all around the base of it you could sell it to Paris Hilton. And, somehow I think she WOULD share. ew ... sharing a dildo with Paris .. that IS gross!

You don't seem like a grumpy person Tink.

At 28 April, 2006, Blogger Cheryl said...

Tink! Foo's got a Grumpy t-shirt! You could be twins! *snicker* ARE truly white. :P

At 28 April, 2006, Blogger TB said...

I'm having a little trouble with blogger so I'm sorry if this comment shows up twice... just wanted to say that I caught up on Twisted Tink and it was brilliant as usual. You should really think about publishing it. If Lemony Snicket can be a bestseller and a movie, you're a shoe-in.

At 29 April, 2006, Blogger mrspao said...

I imagine that if you thought about it hard enough booze could cover all the major food groups :)

At 01 May, 2006, Blogger Brooke said...

The solid gold dildo is just God's way of saying you have too much money.

At 01 May, 2006, Blogger Chris said...

Wow, so white you're clear. That's excellent.


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