Can you say my title without sounding like you have a lisp?
More Search Terms: All the terms that people put into search engines that somehow or another bring them here.
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Backhanded Compliments: Things Nash's girlfriend said to me over our vacation.
1. Did you just get out of the shower? I couldn't tell if your hair was wet, really shiny, or just greasy.
2. G's wife described you as "really happy." That's why she hates you.
3. I have a hard time finding bathing suits to fit my boobs. Do you have that problem with your ass?
4. Forget exercise. What you need is a really good tape worm.
Daily Hoop Conversation:
Hoop: What are you watching?
Tink: "Memoirs of a Geisha."
Hoop: Oh... What's a "Geisha?"
Tink: They're professional female entertainers. They get dressed up and then they go to tea houses to dance, sing, and serve the men that are there.
Hoop: Kind of like a strip club?
Tink: Um, no.
Hoop: Do they put out?
Tink: Only to their Danna. He's the gentleman that takes care of a Geisha.
Hoop: Oh. Like a Sugar Daddy?
Tink: *Sigh* Go away.