Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Manic Wednesday

Our warehouse manager just walked in and set a hardhat on my desk. All I can say is, I better NOT be needing this. The construction is so loud I can't even hear myself think. And don't they understand it's impossible for me to blog in secret when I can't hear people coming up behind me? Geesh.

More Search Terms:
(All the terms that people put into search engines that somehow or another bring them here)
1. Invention in the jerk
2. elcomeway ackbay
3. Why dog chews crotch underwear Please, come back and tell!
4. Crude jokes Bow down to your Queen.
5. Fairys having sex I'm not showing you that!

Daily Hoop Conversation:
(After watching
this episode of the Simpsons)
Tink: I bring you PEACE! I bring you LOVE!
Hoop: *Rolls eyes*
Tink: What, you don't want my peace and love? Fine, I'll give it to someone else.
Hoop: Like hell you are.
Tink: Oh-ho, but you didn't want it.
Hoop: Sweetie, I'll take a piece and some love any time you want to give it to me.

Daily Hoop Conversation 2:
Tink: You know what I think is funny?
Hoop/Nash: What?
Tink: That Hooters is on "Tingle" street.
Hoop/Nash: ...
Tink: That wasn't funny?
Hoop: Not really babe.
Tink: But WHY? It was a classic guy comment! Hooters, check. Sexual reference, check. Stupidity, check.
Nash: You still have so much to learn Grasshopper.


At 12 April, 2006, Blogger FA said...

I feel your pain on the Hooters comment. I used to tell people I thought Dick Trickle should be driving the Viagra car in the Busch series. I never even got a laugh. I had the sexual reference and the stupidity, maybe I was missing the boobs reference....back to the drawing board.

At 12 April, 2006, Blogger Chelle Y. said...

You crack me up with the "people coming behind you" comment. I used to be a receptionist at Lucent Technologies and would do all kinds of different things at my desk.

One day, I was totally putting on my make-up (did not have my glasses on which made me blind as a bat), and the CEO of the building came up to ask me a question. Did not see her. Good thing she had a sense of humor! :o)

At 12 April, 2006, Blogger mama_tulip said...

"Why are you laughing, Mummy?

Well, Julia, I'm laughing because of this:
Why dog chews crotch underwear Please, come back and tell!

And the fact that I got one last night:
Toddler with hard nipples help

At 12 April, 2006, Blogger Chris said...

Hmm. I thought that was funny. Did they tell you what would've made it funny?

Hmm, not so many fun search terms recently... This one's just odd: over well totally red very own couch

At 12 April, 2006, Anonymous TB said...

I'm picturing you typing away in a hardhat and safety goggles.

I totally would have made that same tingle joke.

And the story is really great. You remind me of a female Piers Anthony.

At 12 April, 2006, Blogger EE said...

Hoop convo #2, *I* thought it was funny, lol!

LOL about not being able to blog in secret w/ it being so loud. (((you)))


At 12 April, 2006, Blogger Tink said...

FA: Now THATS funny. Maybe it's too witty and not stupid enough?

Chelle: They have people walking on the ceiling now! Every once in awhile I look up and there are people looking down on me. *Shudder* I'm so going to have nightmares about this.

Mama T: *Snorts coffee* What?! What post did you trace it back to?

Chris: They didn't say. But I'm going home tonight and telling them the blogger world thought it was funny.

"over well totally red very own couch" Hmmm. Maybe the're looking to purchase their very own red couch and place it over a well?

TB: I've been calling it my "(NOT) Thinking Cap". They should be paying me hazard pay! And what a great compliment about my story. Thank you Teebs. It means a lot that you like it.

EE: Stupid Work. Always ruining my fun. ;)

At 12 April, 2006, Blogger Jay said...

Nice try on the "hooters/tingle" joke .. for a girl. haha

You do know that if a guy had made that joke Hoop and Nash would have laughed all night about it, don't you?

I'm glad we get both "Daily Hoop conversations" and "doses of Tink" I could never choose between the two if you made us.

Speaking of conversations, when I was leaving this morning I heard this one from my neighbors:
Girl 1: "Have fun with your new best friend today, bitch"
Girl 2: "We will, since you won't be there whore".
Girl 1: "Yeah, well, fuck you!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, well, fuck you harder!"

That's kinda like the "I love you more" game you and Hoop play. Isn't it?

At 12 April, 2006, Blogger Odd Mix said...

A post just for you. OK, well it wasn't just for you, but I had you in mind.

And the jokes are all in the delivery and no mere female can completely pull off the delivery. Uh, don't tell my wife I said "mere female", OK?

At 12 April, 2006, Blogger Tink said...

Jay: I don't understand what half their jokes even MEAN.

"I'm glad we get both 'Daily Hoop conversations' and 'Doses of Tink' I could never choose between the two if you made us." I would never make you choose. But thank you for appreciating them both. It's nice to know I'm not just writing to see myself write.

"Fuck you harder" LOL. I'm going to have to remember that comeback.

Odd Mix: $79.99 for ONE? Man. I wonder how far it reaches. Could I get away with just one? Maybe by the front door? *Insert evil laugh*

MERE woman huh? If I knew how to contact your wife I would be on it like white on rice my friend.

At 12 April, 2006, Blogger DebbieDoesLife said...

Is Nash his real name?? Like that t.v. show? With Don Johnson?

Does anyone at work know about your blog?

Can y9ou write a book about snappy comebacks so I can learn to be as smart and funny as you are?

At 13 April, 2006, Blogger R. Robyn said...

Am I the only only one that has never been to a Hooters? OR even seen one?

I hear there's one in Germany though. I'll check it out one of these weekends.

And yes, the fact that it is on Tingle street, IS funny.

At 13 April, 2006, Blogger Tink said...

Deb: No, Nash isn't his real name. But he lives in Nashville Tenn. and I liked the sound of it.

No one at work knows about my blog, THANK GOD. At least I hope not. They're all very conservative. I doubt they'd appreciate my cussing and conversations about bodily functions.

Robyn: You're not missing anything. Really...

At 13 April, 2006, Blogger Odd Mix said...


If you hurry, you can fly Hooters Air to someplace that has a Hooters.

And, Tink, my integrity compells me to tell you that my wife does read my blog. In fact, so does my son and occasionaly my daughter. I am out of the closet that way.


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