Our warehouse manager just walked in and set a hardhat on my desk. All I can say is, I better NOT be needing this. The construction is so loud I can't even hear myself think. And don't they understand it's impossible for me to blog in secret when I can't hear people coming up behind me? Geesh.
More Search Terms:
(All the terms that people put into search engines that somehow or another bring them here)
1. Invention in the jerk
2. elcomeway ackbay
3. Why dog chews crotch underwear Please, come back and tell!
4. Crude jokes Bow down to your Queen.
5. Fairys having sex I'm not showing you that!
Daily Hoop Conversation:
(After watching this episode of the Simpsons)
Tink: I bring you PEACE! I bring you LOVE!
Hoop: *Rolls eyes*
Tink: What, you don't want my peace and love? Fine, I'll give it to someone else.
Hoop: Like hell you are.
Tink: Oh-ho, but you didn't want it.
Hoop: Sweetie, I'll take a piece and some love any time you want to give it to me.
Daily Hoop Conversation 2:
Tink: You know what I think is funny?
Tink: That Hooters is on "Tingle" street.
Tink: That wasn't funny?
Hoop: Not really babe.
Tink: But WHY? It was a classic guy comment! Hooters, check. Sexual reference, check. Stupidity, check.
Nash: You still have so much to learn Grasshopper.