Tink, On The Rocks
Thank the Noodle God above, today is FRIDAY! I have painters coming over tomorrow to appraise the house. Sadly, that means my night is going to consist of dusting and toilet scrubbing. Fortunately... I plan on doing it drunk. I figure I can con Hoop into helping if I get him drunk first, and then make him think it was HIS idea.
Daily Hoop Conversation:
Tink: I love you Sugar-Pie.
Hoop: Did you just call me "Sugar-Pie?"
Tink: Yeah, it's an original pet name.
Hoop: I love you too, um... Angel-Tits.
May Search Terms:
(What people put into search engines that bring them here)
1. Betty rubble laugh My secret is out.
2. It's dildo it vibrates a bit Some even change temperature. Ooooo. Aaaaah.
3. What happened to tink and the red dot That's right folks! I'm going to be starring in my own Tampax commercial!
4. Sunshine cupcakes Screw you.
Today's Spam Mail:
Climb Colonial from Portia Peterson
Decentralize TLC from Rupert Groves
Parcel Fearlessness from Roddy Mcghee
Things That Make You Go, "WTF?":
1. He's not going to marry you! He's still kicking the tires.
2. You'd be a really hot fat girl.
3. I'd give it all up just to have a third arm.
4. There's only one culture I don't understand and that's "Redneck."
Courtesy of Odd Mix:
The words for this week are...*Drum Roll*
So get snapping!
DOT: Twisted Tink has been updated with a new chapter, "The Loneliest Number." If you get a chance, flit on over and let me know what you think. Suggestions and
Have a fabulous weekend!
P.S. To the comments I didn't get a chance to answer...
Deb: My Mom has 10 dogs because she used to be a breeder. When she decided to quit, due to cost, difficulty, and bad genetics, she realized they had all become pets. She couldn't decide which to get rid of, so she didn't get rid of any at all.
MrsPao: You can get Cake Batter ice cream at "Cold Stone Creamery." Hopefully you have one near you. The stuff is addictive!