5 Minutes Of Random Thoughts:
Start. Does a crazy person know they're crazy? I keep telling people, "I'm going out of my mind." But I think the fact that I know this, rules out the option that I'm actually turning into a crazy person. Loony bins don't sound very fun. You can't have shoe laces... or pens... or conjugal visits. I wonder if they let crazy people watch "Girl Interrupted?" I bet they have a whole list of movies their patients can't watch, like: "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest"... "Mulholland Drive"...and "Gigli". Because lets face it, if there's any movie that would make me want to stab a nurse in the face with a grape it's a movie that JLo stars in. Although Mariah Carey comes in as a close second. I'd rather watch an endless loop of Barney videos than sit through two hours of Mariah playing out the fantasy of what she wishes her life had REALLY been. You know who I would like to inflict that torture on though? My realtor. She rescheduled on me last minute yesterday. "Well at least the house is done," I thought while picking particles of dirt off the floor...with my fingers. So maybe a crazy person really does know they're crazy.End.
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Birthday Meme Instructions
Go to Wikipedia.
In the Search box, type your birth month and day (but not year). January 29th
List three events that happened on your birthday.
1. 1595- William Shakespeare's play "Romeo and Juliet" was first performed.
2. 1936- The first inductees into the Baseball Hall of Fame were announced.
3. 2004- A whale exploded in the town of Tainan Taiwan, due to a build-up of gas in the decomposing 56 foot long Sperm whale.
List two important birthdays.
1. 1954- Oprah Winfrey (Do you think she'd give me a new car if I write her a letter gushing about how we share a birthday and then sprinkle it with water so she thinks I cried all over it?)
2. 1970- Heather Graham
List one interesting death.
1. 1820- Britain's King George III died insane at Windsor Castle.
One holiday or observance (if any).
What, my birthday isn't holiday enough?
Tag: Graymama, Mamalujo1, and Sassy.
Daily Hoop Conversation:
Hoop: The doctor says I should only do "light duty" for the next month.
Tink: That's probably a good idea.
Hoop: So that means I can't move any more boxes.
Tink: Oh. Ok...
Hoop: Or yard work.
Tink: Uh, huh.
Hoop: I probably shouldn't even be pushing this grocery cart. You know, in case someone from work sees me?
Tink: It's really going to suck for you for the next month.
Hoop: Why do you say that?
Tink: Well obviously if you can't handle a few boxes or yard work, we shouldn't be having sex either.
Hoop: *Drops jaw*
Tink: Didn't think about that, did you?
Around The Water Cooler:
Tink: Look at that rain! It's like a waterfall.
Co-worker: All we need now is some soap.
Tink: You are SO redneck. How the hell did I end up in this state?
Co-worker: What did I say?!