Let There Be Light!
As I told Alien this morning, "I had so many emails in my box titled, 'Black Blog' and 'It's all black!' I thought I'd been put on a porn mailing list. But noooo. Nothing quite so fun. Blogger's just kicking me around as usual. I swear to God if it weren't free I'd be sending them hate mail about now." Speaking of Alien, you really should swing by her blog. She's got a picture of a hermaphrodite Bambi on there. Antlers + Deer Tits = seriously fucked up artist. I would have told her my theory personally, if Blogger's black hole would stop eating my damn comments.
Btw... To those of you who sent concerned emails yesterday and today, thank you. It was totally unexpected and I can't explain how much it meant. It just further confirms what a wonderful and caring group of people I've landed among. And I want you all to know, I will remember you when I win the lotto. I don't know when or where, but one day I'm going to find the winning ticket on the ground. And then I'll have just one question... Cash or gold bars?
Crap. There goes Blogger again. We should all start using Blogger catch-phrases. Like, "Blogger goes down quicker than Bush's ratings each time he opens his mouth." Or, "Which has slower progress, Blogger or Legless Turtles? Blogger. At least the turtles can't travel backwards." Did you know if you type "Blogger Sucks" into Google you get 9,310,000 results? It might also be interesting to note that Google OWNS Blogger. Next thing you know, Paris Hilton is going to be making "self help" books. Ahhh. There we go. Back for the moment.
Hoop Quote Of The Day:
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
Daily Hoop Conversation:
Hoop: We need to come up with a really great business idea.
Tink: I know. Your t-shirt idea was good. But I think we can do better.
Hoop: Yeah... Like "Pocket Flan."
Today's Spam Mail:
Commonwealth Leave from Sammy Waller
Navigate Fish from Ed Webber
Grinder Inhabitant from Sanders Burks
Do I Pay You To Talk?
Tink: What are you working on right now?
Painter: Sanding the plaster down where all those holes in your wall used to be.
Painter: Word of advice...
Painter: Get a bigger dart board.
June Search Terms:
(What people put into search engines that bring them here)
1. Arabella fart LOL! You want to handle this Arabella?
2. X Well it does mark the spot.
3. superhero with no powers and no motivation That's me. Couch Potato Woman! Able to channel surf at three times the speed of light.
4. Innie Bra What does that mean?! Are they so small they sink in?