Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Let There Be Light!

As I told Alien this morning, "I had so many emails in my box titled, 'Black Blog' and 'It's all black!' I thought I'd been put on a porn mailing list. But noooo. Nothing quite so fun. Blogger's just kicking me around as usual. I swear to God if it weren't free I'd be sending them hate mail about now." Speaking of Alien, you really should swing by her blog. She's got a picture of a hermaphrodite Bambi on there. Antlers + Deer Tits = seriously fucked up artist. I would have told her my theory personally, if Blogger's black hole would stop eating my damn comments.

Btw... To those of you who sent concerned emails yesterday and today, thank you. It was totally unexpected and I can't explain how much it meant. It just further confirms what a wonderful and caring group of people I've landed among. And I want you all to know, I will remember you when I win the lotto. I don't know when or where, but one day I'm going to find the winning ticket on the ground. And then I'll have just one question... Cash or gold bars?

Crap. There goes Blogger again. We should all start using Blogger catch-phrases. Like, "Blogger goes down quicker than Bush's ratings each time he opens his mouth." Or, "Which has slower progress, Blogger or Legless Turtles? Blogger. At least the turtles can't travel backwards." Did you know if you type "Blogger Sucks" into Google you get 9,310,000 results? It might also be interesting to note that Google OWNS Blogger. Next thing you know, Paris Hilton is going to be making "self help" books. Ahhh. There we go. Back for the moment.

Hoop Quote Of The Day:
"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"

Daily Hoop Conversation:
Hoop: We need to come up with a really great business idea.
Tink: I know. Your t-shirt idea was good. But I think we can do better.
Hoop: Yeah... Like "Pocket Flan."

Today's Spam Mail:
Commonwealth Leave from Sammy Waller
Navigate Fish from Ed Webber
Grinder Inhabitant from Sanders Burks

Do I Pay You To Talk?
Tink: What are you working on right now?
Painter: Sanding the plaster down where all those holes in your wall used to be.
Tink: Excellent.
Painter: Word of advice...
Tink: Oh-kay.
Painter: Get a bigger dart board.

June Search Terms:
(What people put into search engines that bring them here)
1. Arabella fart LOL! You want to handle this
2. X Well it does mark the spot.
3. superhero with no powers and no motivation That's me. Couch Potato Woman! Able to channel surf at three times the speed of light.
4. Innie Bra
What does that mean?! Are they so small they sink in?


At 07 June, 2006, Blogger Foo said...

I wish I could say I was one of those supportive e-mails, but although I'm with you in spirit on the whole house thing, I suspect that's not what you meant. And I wasn't quite comfortable commenting on the other.

So how did the move go?

Meanwhile... where's your imagination? Don't you know your "inner bra" is that part that keeps you from just letting it all hang out?

What's that? Oh... innie bra.

Never mind.

At 07 June, 2006, Blogger mrspao said...

How did the move go?

I've been having problems with Blogger too but hey, it's free so I'm not going to complain too much.

At 07 June, 2006, Blogger Chris said...

*sputter* The painter convo is great!

Innie Bra... *boggle*

At 07 June, 2006, Blogger Odd Mix said...

Pocket Flan?!?!?
Bigger dart board!?!?!?


At 07 June, 2006, Blogger sassybead said...

There you are! I was worried...and now very relieved to know that it was "only" a Blogger glitch of the worst kind. I mean - really - they should be ashamed of themselves, scaring all of us like that!

At 07 June, 2006, Blogger Arabella said...

"Arabella fart"????!!!! That is a scream.

It was the OTHER Arabella, though. Seriously. Or maybe the dog.

You know what? Now I'm craving flan.

At 07 June, 2006, Blogger Jay said...

I'm glad your back. I was starting to have withdrawls. Ok, so I wasn't one of the people who emailed, now I fee bad. But I totaly would have, if I your blog had been working and I could have found out your email. You know, a better stalker would have already found out your email adress and ... uh .. I mean ... glad your back ;-)

I would need a dart board that covers the entire wall.

At 07 June, 2006, Anonymous TB said...

Hey maybe we could start a bakery business when I move to Florida. I've been looking for a way to market my wallet cheesecake.

At 07 June, 2006, Blogger Mignon said...

I think we complain because it's free. I mean, if we were paying for this crap, we would've stopped paying and gone elsewhere, right? And I don't feel sorry for Blogger in the slightest, considering there are more people on it than there are people in the world. I'm sure they're getting theirs.

What was the t-shirt idea? And it was worse than Pocket Flan?

At 07 June, 2006, Blogger EE said...

LOL at the painter discussion. Great advice. ;)

An innie bra?!!?!?!? Okay.....

Blogger just flat out sucks....I almost wish they would start charging bc then you'd at least hope to EXPECT more. *sigh*

Good to have you back. ;)

At 07 June, 2006, Blogger mamalujo1 said...

Now I'm on this huge guilt trip for not emailing you...will you ever forgive me? And cut me in?

At 07 June, 2006, Blogger Tink said...

Foo and Jay: You shouldn't feel bad about not emailing. That wasn't the intent. To tell you honestly, I'm not sure I would have emailed in that situation either. That's why it was so surprising.

Foo: The move went great and the painters just finished up my house. It's almost nicer than when I moved in!

Sassybead: I'm OK! Well... Depending on what you consider OK. I think I lost one of my two marbles in the process. ;)

Arabella: Yeah, the dog. Now you're sounding like Hoop! hehe

Jay: I am NEVER owning another dart board again. Evidently they're only for coordinated sober people.

TB: There you go!! We'll design them in little alligator shapes.

Mignon: No, the Pocket Flan beats all. Hoop's t-shirt idea spawned off of all the "Super Bitch" logos we've been seeing lately. He wants to make a line of "Super Prick" shirts so the guys don't feel left out.

EE: Glad to be back. And I'm sure my computer is happy now that I'm not cussing at it.

At 07 June, 2006, Blogger Tink said...

Mamalujo1: Oh hush. You know better.

At 07 June, 2006, Blogger FA said...

What was it with blogger today? I was waiting...waiting...waiting...waiting and...waiting...waiting...waiting...

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

At first I just thought oh, the pussycat dolls and started singing it. Then I thought about it...while I'm sure Hoop is cute, I probably don't wish my girlfriend was hot like him, unless he was a hot girl.

Pocket flan -- Is that something this guy would eat?

At 07 June, 2006, Blogger Jess Riley said...

Oh my gosh I've been away too long and missed everything! First, I hope the move went well! Exciting but always stressful...second, I also feel guilty for not emailing support! Third, pocket flan: hilarious. Fourth, J and I are always coming up with wacky business ideas. I'll have to try and actually remember one some time. lol

At 08 June, 2006, Blogger Rock said...

Moving can (and is) a great catharsis. You're amazed that you could (and did ) do it.

What a great Whew!

Congrats I think - but I'm sure I'm a bit out of place on the timing here.

A day without tink....

At 09 June, 2006, Blogger Rude Cactus said...

Holy christ - pocket flan! HA!


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