Que sera, sera.
I was sitting around the house yesterday evening after Hoop dipped off to school, and suddenly got the idea that I would paint the concrete outside. So I hopped in my car and drove off to Home Depot. It wasn't until I parked that I realized...
I hadn't changed out of my PJs.
How does someone DO that? I sat there for a minute, deliberating whether to go in or go home. Since I wasn't exposing anything, I decided to just go in and be quick about it. I didn't even feel that embarrassed.
That is until one of the clerks jokingly asked me, "Are you sleep walking or awake?" That's it. I'm revoking Home Depot's "God" status.
Daily Hoop Conversation:
(In text messages)
Tink: I love you.
Hoop: I love you more.
Tink: That's not possible.
Hoop: Pfft. Whatever.
Tink: You stole my "pfft!"
Hoop: Mwahaha. It's mine now.
Tink: And you stole my "Mwahaha."
Hoop: So what if I did?
Tink: "I am the Queen Of Cheese!" Ha. Steal that.
Tink: You're not going to steal it, are you?
Tink: Damn. Foiled again.
What would Mr. Rogers do?
(On phone, outside)
Tink: You aren't going to believe this, but I can hear the neighbors having sex.
Friend: Yell at them to close the window.
Tink: You don't understand... They're OUTSIDE.
Friend: Can you see them?
Tink: Ew. No, Thank God.
Friend: Kinky little bastards.
Tink: So, what should I do?
Friend: Go inside.
Tink: I can't. They'll hear the door and then they'll know someone was listening!
Friend: Does it bother you if they know?
Tink: No. It bothers me if they know and don't care.
Tink: I think they're done.
Friend: That was quick.
Friend: So, how do you think it was?
Tink: Oh my God.
Today's Spam Mail:
Pseudonym savvy from Isabella Hutchinson
Veterinarian Malfunction from Joe Stinson
Townhouse Gentry from Jess Boggs
Hoop Quote Of The Day:
I dare you to go into that instrument store and ask for strings for your air guitar.
June Search Terms:
(What people put into search engines that bring them here)
1. With my glasses R=T I rhink you need yout eyes te-checked.
2. The difference between an engagement ring and a wedding ring? A black eye if you get it wrong.
3. Keeps grabbing boobs Sounds like a personal problem.
4. My boobless boobs I'm going to let that little oxymoron slide and invite you into my Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
5. Everyone loves a colon scrape Right above a spinal tap.