La-Dee-Da
Daily Hoop Conversation:
Hoop: Wow, babe. Your ass is like a steak.
Tink: Um- Thanks?
Around The Water Cooler:
Coworker: What are you doing?
Tink: Noth-ing. *Sheepish Look*
Coworker: Is that bubblewrap?
Tink: No.
Coworker: Are you covering your floor with it?
Tink: Just under my chair.
Coworker: *Blink*
Tink: Want to roll across it?
Coworker: Don't you have work to do?
Tink: Yeah. But the work I have is so damn boring that I've bored myself before I've even begun! I thought this would keep me from falling asleep.
Coworker: You've lost your damn mind.
Tink: Well duh.
(Pictures to come)
Quote Of The Day:
Hypothetically, do you think it's safe to cool your coffee with one of those canned air things?
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34 Comments:
so, if a cat and a guinea pig get it on, you have a bunch of baby kitty pigs?
I'm sorry, I have a dirty mind. They're probably just cuddling
Love those pics!
I wanna come play on your floor!
Love the cat & the deer, they are so intent on each other. You know that the dog is just really well trained, but it makes for a good picture.
Bubblewrap under the chair? That's brilliant! I'm going to have to go get some of that stuff and try this out. I bet that is very entertaining.
the opener reminded me of this joke...
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill" She ignores the remark. A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well. Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill" She ignores the remark. A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well. Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
it apparently reminded me of it twice in a row...
I want bubble wrap immediately! That sounds like the most fun ever.
Bubble wrap a gift from the Gods to keep us from going more insane than usual...
I have to know, how is one's ass like a steak? And are we sure that is flattery? When I think about an ass, steak is not a description that normally comes to mind...hope, not at all.
Perfectly fine to cool your coffee with the compressed air. I would cool the cup though and not the coffee. It would make a mess.
~Jef
Hmm. Um, hopefully because it's nicely muscled and tasty, not because it's marbled with fat! :O
Bubble wrap, cats and deer - what more could I want to think about :)
Love the pic of the dolphin and the dog!
I've never thought of that... to bore myself BEFORE I do something boring, so as not to fall asleep.
Does that work?
I'm heading down to receiving at work tomorrow and getting some bubble wrap! W00t!
I heart your damned mind. It's just like mine.***
***Though you write a helluva lot better than me.
You are too cute! Cutie patootie pics. (Wait, that's not Southern is it? J/K)
Oh, but thought of another one for you "Well, shuck my Corn." OK, enough of that.
The deer pic was totally awesome. Can I steal it for my own blog?
Happy Wednesday!
Loved the pics. Are any of the animals really yours? Like the dolphin :)
Funny stuff. I don't understand the steak thing though. And that cat looks way too calm. My dog would so be FLIPPING OUT!
Bubble wrap under desk chair is a fab idea. You rock!
Cutest pics!! The deer are precious... Awww.
Today's Hoop conversation is cute!! :) I'm sure Steak is a good thing. Men like steak.
... Unless Hoop is a Vegan. **scratches head** LOL j/k
I guess steak is alright. Could have been worse?
Like...cottage cheese.
Maybe he meant he wanted to take a bite out of it? I call hub's buns "honeyhams" and I mean it in a good way...well, in my world you can't go wrong with a honeyham.
I seriously love bubblewrap! I keep some in the closet for random bouts of stomping. Never rolled a chair over it though, brilliant. Never a dull moment with Tink!
I am hoping Hoop meant something along the lines of "Juicy and tender"?
I hope he didn't say it cause your ass has grill marks or looks like it is "peppercorn encrusted" cause that isn't a good look.
Bubblewrap? You are brilliant!
Us boys like steak !!
hmmm ass like a steak... because you put a-1 on it? because it's meaty? cause youre thong makes it look like a T bone?
SO MANY QUESTIONSSSSS!
But if you don't sleep there, how will you get your required sleep?
The Jedi loved the pix.
SERIOUS WARNING: Apparently compressed "air" is made from Bad Chemicals. I discovered this after a session of air canister wars with co-workers on a less-than-busy afternoon.
Nothing actually happened to us. It's just that after being sprayed in the face a bunch of times, one of us losers decided it might be a good idea to read the canister just in case. Oh well.
The bubblewrap!! Oh I love you, and seriously the deer picture is so sweet
bubblewrap!!!! my secret pleasure!
O.M.G. Bubblewrap floor?! I have to see this... and possibly recreate it under my desk for studying!!
oh... btw... the picture of broad made me LOL! Too funny!
You know, I put bubblewrap on the floor any time I can get my hands on the stuff. Your co-workers are odd for not understanding the value of under-desk bubblewrap.
Oh, and another thing. . . HOW is your ass like steak?
Ass steak.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Brilliant idea with the bubble wrap!
Love those pictures!!
Simply adorable.
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