Monday, May 19, 2008

Have A Lousy T-Shirt

Although you all went relatively easy on my blog (the beer can statue in my likeness was a nice touch) I can't say the same for my office. When I walked in this morning it looked like a filing cabinet had regurgitated on my desk. The secretary blamed it on Gremlins. I'm still suspicious. The vacation was wonderful. I'm still in shock that it's over. I actually tried to stop time last night. After several minutes of silence, I was almost convinced that I'd succeeded. Then the dogs barked and Hoop yelled something about laundry and the world continued spinning. Oh well.

Several amazing, wonderful and unbelievable things happened over the last week. We bought a car. We called the President. We got a bum to recite us poetry. We walked in a forest naked. We drank and laughed and watched tons of movies. We went to an amusement park, drunk dialed a fellow blogger, and attended a crazy 80's party. I learned how to drive a stick. We finally booked our honeymoon. I wish I had time to tell it right. Not today. Wednesday, hopefully. For now there's work to do and blogs to catch up on. Not to mention the business of thawing out the underwear in the freezer. Six pairs! You all have outdone yourselves.

So tell me, what did I miss?

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35 Comments:

At 19 May, 2008, Blogger minijonb said...

i think you should have drunk dialed the Prez from your new car... that could have been crazy!

=:-)

what car did you pick up?

 
At 19 May, 2008, Blogger Knight said...

So much fun! Naked forest walking...that one intrigues me. Can't wait to hear about it.
So about the regurgitated mess on your desk...YOU SAID feed the Oompa Loompas! I thought they would finish it off before you got back. Naughty little guys.

 
At 19 May, 2008, Blogger Jay said...

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK! You're home! Finally!

Walking in the naked forest? So much .. huh? Ohhhhhhhhhhh ... walking NAKED in the forest. *nods head* ... Now that would be fun! ;-)

 
At 19 May, 2008, Blogger Pamer said...

i'm gonna go ahead and concur with the rest of the Tink Phalanx and say that you have indeed peaked our curiosity about walking naked in a forest...i won't, however be the first to ask if there are photos. I will let someone else ask you that.

Congrats on the new car and the honeymoon booking. Can't wait to hear the whys, hows and wheres on Wednesday

 
At 19 May, 2008, Blogger mrspao said...

Thawing underwear in the freezer?

 
At 19 May, 2008, Blogger Gordo said...

Everyone should know how to drive a stick. No exceptions. ;-)

I've had the most interesting conversations with street people. Never poetry, though.

 
At 19 May, 2008, Blogger the planet of janet said...

yes, indeed, i am awaiting the naked forest story

 
At 19 May, 2008, Blogger Fortune Cookies said...

J.C. got us kicked out of the titty bar! he's a bad tipper and he plays grab-ass with the strippers...
new car, driving stick (that's what she said, tee-hee),drunk dialing, nekked forest running, bum-poetry,honeymoon plans... wow you do have a lot to tell us about!
Welcome back!

 
At 19 May, 2008, Blogger butterfly girl said...

Most definitely I need more details.

 
At 19 May, 2008, OpenID kcinnova said...

I claim all innocence about your desk, and the underwear. Glad you liked the beer can statue. ;)
Let's see, I've never called the President, or gotten a bum to recite poetry, or drunk dialed a fellow blogger.
I was in college in the 80's, so you gotta believe I've done the 80's party. And the rest.
The honeymoon was borrowing the in-laws van and driving to the coast...we were broke. Hope yours is more exciting than that! (Not that we didn't make our own fun.)

 
At 19 May, 2008, Blogger meno said...

Is that where my thong ended up?

Walking naked in the forest sounds like heaven. Unless there were mosquitos.

 
At 19 May, 2008, Blogger womaninawindow said...

Man, I can't believe how old I am...see how self centered I am...you walk naked in a forest and all I can think is "That was 11 years ago, man, 11 years ago!" Did YOU take pictures thinking it artful? Um, never mind...

 
At 19 May, 2008, Blogger LL said...

So you're saying that the vacation was a bust?

 
At 19 May, 2008, Blogger Mary said...

I'm not sure your vaca was crazy enough....hmmm...I'll have to wait to hear the details before I pass judgement though...

 
At 19 May, 2008, Blogger Jen said...

Please tell me your "bits" didn't get bit. . .

Welcome back! Wait till you find where I put your bra. . .

 
At 19 May, 2008, Blogger Chris said...

We need LOTS more details. LOTS.

 
At 19 May, 2008, Blogger Newt said...

Wow, you did more in one week than I do in ,,,,,,,,,uh,,,,,,,,five to ten years.

I'm going to go cry now.....

Can't wait to hear about it all. It sounds just wonderful. And I missed you.

 
At 19 May, 2008, OpenID snookster said...

The president? Naked in a forest?

Wednesday is too far away for these details!!!

 
At 19 May, 2008, Blogger Chelle Y. said...

It sounds like a lot of fun! Did you really call the president?

The Braves beat "my boys" yesterday! :(

 
At 20 May, 2008, Blogger TheBirdman33 said...

glad you had such a good time and I want to hear ALL of those stories.

 
At 20 May, 2008, Blogger Jo said...

Geez, you could make a movie about your 9 Days. Congrats on the new wheels!

Were you naked wearing shoes?

 
At 20 May, 2008, Blogger gr said...

yeah, how were the mosquitos in the forest?

 
At 20 May, 2008, Blogger Sassy Mama Bear said...

I demand details many more details, and hey I only stayed for the beginning of the party, I had to crawl away eventually.

 
At 20 May, 2008, Blogger CRUSTYBEEF said...

Welcome back, that's well deserved and sounded like you had a nice time!!

Beer, did you mention beer? Lol.

and many congratulations on booking the best part-the honeymoon. I can't wait to read about it. :)

Always,
Elizabeth

 
At 20 May, 2008, Blogger As American as Apple Pie said...

Sounds like a great vacation! Can't wait to read more details.

 
At 20 May, 2008, Blogger Edge said...

I'm with Knight ... you walked naked in a forest caught my eye too.

You do more on vacation than you do in real life. Maybe you should stay on vacation.

~Jef

PS - were there pictures of the naked forest walk?

 
At 20 May, 2008, Blogger g-man said...

Welcome home. Sorry about clogging the toilet. :)

Cant wait for the details. :)

 
At 20 May, 2008, Anonymous catscratch diva said...

Dayum! You crazy kids know how to have fun!

Welcome back!

 
At 20 May, 2008, Blogger mamatulip said...

Dude. Sounds like a darn tootin' good time.

:)

 
At 20 May, 2008, Blogger Farmer*swife said...

I could never walk naked through the forest...or, um, anywhere.

Hope the chiggers didn't get y'all. They looove me. :{

I was a pure flake on WWC again. I regret it and apologize.

Happy Tuesday!

 
At 20 May, 2008, Blogger Janet said...

Oh, what fun!!! I need some fun :-)

 
At 20 May, 2008, Blogger Reb said...

Glad you're back, sounds like you had fun!

 
At 20 May, 2008, Blogger Hilary said...

Darn, I missed the party! Glad you had a great one.. welcome back.

 
At 21 May, 2008, Blogger Molly said...

What did you tell the President? When I read your post originally, I read the following sentence with calling the president sentence. In my mind, you had Dubya reciting poetry.

 
At 21 May, 2008, Blogger Heather said...

Welcome back!! I'm glad you had a good vacation!!

 

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