Fun With Beer

Daily Hoop Conversation:
(While playing "Guess That Muff" and drinking)
Hoop: I'm surprised women don't use their full pallet down there.
Tink: What do you mean?
Hoop: I mean, why aren't there more lightening bolts and hearts-
Bob: -and astrological signs?
Tink: That would get kind of tricky if you were shaving yourself.
Hoop: We should open a muff cutting business!
Bob: Yeah, that sounds like real stinky work. I'll just be clean-up.
Tink: How about- NO.
Hoop: We can be "Muff Cutters 'R Us"!