Drum Roll Please.

The winners, and first seven people to email correct answers, are:

1. Arabella (Post Thursday)
2. Odd Mix (Post Friday)
3. Heather (Post Monday)
4. Shna (CD)
5. Mamalujo1 (CD)
6. Geena (Post Tuesday)
7. V (CD)

I know I implied there'd only be one winner. But my mailbox blew up with responses. So I thought grabbing the first seven was more fair.

And evidently almost everyone is afraid of my taste in music. LOL.

Thanks to everyone who participated in Pickled Beef's first contest! Have I told you lately how fanfuckingtastic you all are? Even though the results are in, those who still wish to play are more than welcome to email their answers anyway. If you are one of the seven winners and have not chosen a prize yet, please email me with your selection as soon as possible.

Favorite June Search Term:
Do you find yourself cussing out....? insects, inanimate objects, blog The word of the day is "issues." Can you say that word? I know you can.

Daily Hoop Conversation:
(While I'm going to the bathroom)
Tink: Hey babe! Could you grab me the Windex and the paper towels?
Hoop: Grab the what?! Oh my God... You're obsessed.
Tink: It's just that I'm sitting here and I noticed there's toothpaste on the mirror.
Hoop: *Hands over the goods* Here you go Mrs. Clean.
Tink: Thanks.
Hoop: Do you wish I were Mr. Clean?
Tink: Would your spit magically miss the mirror if you were?
Hoop: No. But I'd probably wipe it off after I did it.
Tink: Then... YES.
Hoop: Even with the bald head?
Tink: Clean house... or hair? Hm. You better get cleaning.
Hoop: I can't believe what I'm hearing!
Tink: You can go back to normal AFTER we sell the damn house.

DOT: Twisted Tink has been updated with a new chapter, "Doomed." So click on over and let me know what you think! Fairy Tales aren't just for bedtime anymore.

Heads Up 7up: I will not be blogging from July 7th to the 13th. Instead I will be enjoying Seattle, my first real vacation in eight years! Posts will continue as normal until then.