...and Other Such Lies" would be a great book title.
"Tagged!" by Me (Because I'm THAT bored folks)
Here's the instructions:
1. Choose a search engine (e.g. Google).
2. Pick 5 random blogfriends.
3. Think of a word or phrase that describes each friend (or use their blog name).
4. Do an image search of that word or phrase.
P.S. Tag, if you're feeling froggy.
Goon Squad Sarah
Daily Hoop Conversation:
Tink: How'd the job fair go today?
Hoop: Great! The mininum pay for all the jobs I applied for-
Tink: -the what pay?
Hoop: That's what I said. Mininum.
Tink: No, say it with me. MiniNum... Shit. I mean-
Hoop: -now I'm really confused.
Tink: Miminun. Minimun? MiniMum!
Hoop: Can I finish my story now?
A Novel Idea: Kurt Vonnegut is one of the few authors that can make me think in circles instead of straight lines. He's so clever and witty that sometimes I read each chapter twice just so I can soak up his ideas.
On the creation of Adam and Eve:
"'Satan,' he said, 'couldn't undo anything God had done. She could at least try to make existence for His little toys less painful. She could see what He couldn't: to be alive was to be either bored or scared stiff. So She filled an apple with all sorts of ideas that might at least relieve the boredom, such as rules for games with cards and dice, and how to fuck, and recipes for beer and wine and whiskey, and pictures of different plants that were smokeable, and so on. And instructions on how to make music and sing and dance real crazy, real sexy. And how to spout blasphemy when they stubbed their toes.'"
Daily Hoop Conversation 2:
Tink: I was watching this show the other night called "Little People Big World." It's about a midget couple who have four kids, one average sized daughter, one average sized son, and a set of twins where one is average and the other is a midget. Isn't that crazy? I never would have imagined that was possible.
Tink: Hoop, did you hear me? Isn't that strange?
Hoop: I'm sorry, you lost me at "midgets." *Shudder* And you say you WILLINGLY watched this show?
Daily Hoop Conversation 3:
Tink: I am SO hungry!
Hoop: What are you hungry for?
Tink: I don't know. Meat.
Hoop: *Chuckle* I have some meat you can have.
Tink: I meant something that will fill me up.
Tink: I mean. Wow... That's a huge hole I just dug huh?
Hoop: I'd say. You might want to bury me in it.