A PB Contest
The Contest: If you'd LIKE to participate, I will in no way love you less if you don't, the contest will start tomorrow at noon. Below are fifteen questions about things I've written on this blog. The first person to email me (the address is in my profile) the correct answers will win.
Rules: No submissions will be
1. (Will involve you emailing me your address) A mixed CD of all my favorite tunes and possibly some other goodies.
2. I will dedicate an entire post to you and things that make me think of you.
You have 24 hours. Tick-tock bloggers.
1. What is Hoop's brother's nickname?
2. Name one of my two dogs.
3. What did Hoop get me for my birthday in January?
4. Who is "Frankenstein?"
5. What is the name of the publication I post "I Saw You's" out of?
6. What was my story Twisted Tink originally called?
7. Who did my Math Teacher say I looked like? Clue: I posted comparison pictures.
8. Who did I sign my name as when I emailed a complaint to the people that spammed my blog?
9. What did I accidentally drop down the drain at Hoop's Dad's house in Tennessee?
10. What medical condition does Hoop's grandfather have?
11. Insert the missing words in this sentence, "Once you hit the ------ -----, there's no turning back." Clue: F P
12. What did Mom talk Hoop into watching while we're gone on vacation?
13. What color was Hoop's ugly shirt?
14. What drug did they have me on to quit smoking?
15. What does "Pickled Beef" mean?
Daily Hoop Conversation:
Tink: What are you doing?
Hoop: I'm looking up pictures of our solar system. Aren't these amazing?
Tink: I thought you were supposed to be doing homework.
Hoop: I am!
Tink: No you're not. You're procrastinating.
Hoop: No... I'm doing homework.
Tink: Oh really? So, how exactly does the solar system play into a RELIGIONS class?
Tink: I'm waiting...
Hoop: I'm looking for God's house.
Today's Spam Mail:
Skip from William Elliot Don't mind if I do... Next!
Centrally Conduct from Monty Hicks
Aesthetically Dependent from Myra Reilly
Sloppy Dinosaur from Oscar Erickson
Granddad Apparition from Tommy Richardson
June Search Terms:
(What people put into search engines that bring them here)
1. McMansions "no furniture" They finally get something worth while in those Happy Meals and someone still has to complain!
2. Hoop's sexy photo shoot There better not be. So... Which one of you bums baited me with that gem, hm?
3. Cirque o alligator head That would be a pretty boring attraction. "Look at the gator head. Sit. Staaaay. Good head! Amazing."
4. real men of genius spork You. Are. Brilliant. That's just what they're missing, more sporks in advertising.
5. meow mix house ho's Cat suits and renditions of the "Meow,meow" song? You're one kinky bastard.
Things That Make You Go, "WTF?":
1. Who buys a gift for a girl who ran them over with her car?!
2. If you got a couple ribs taken out, you might be able to do that yourself.
3. Someday I'm going to have a pot field...with wolves guarding it.
4. I didn't have any money, so I gave the cabbie my cell phone.
5. You're going to look back on this and think, "I should have bought the Okra."