Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Of all places...

I have a hickey on my lip. (The lip on my FACE.)

I didn't even think that was possible! It was completely worth it though. Payment for last nights Cirque du Soleil of sex, minus the spandex and clowns. Take that evil house! I'm loving this "exorcise with love" idea. Of course, the lady at the book store probably meant EXERcise. But we're not talking technicalities. It's my blog, and I say I get both.

Today has been dragging. In between projects, I've been dwelling in memories I shouldn't and worrying about things I have no control over. I feel like I'm doing laps inside my head. So I'm taking a break from everything serious. You should too. Slackers love company after all. Enjoy some odd news on the house blog.

He Was Just "Chillin": Yesterday, a
coyote strolled into a Chicago sandwich shop and popped a squat in their drink cooler. Since he wasn't acting aggressive, some of the customers took their time finishing their meals before calmly evacuating the store. "This one definitely I will definitely remember forever. A coyote in downtown Chicago," One inarticulate employee was quoted as saying.

I Didn't Do It Occifer: It's bad enough getting a DUI. Worse still when you go to your court hearing
drunk. March 26th, a Glen Rock dude by the name of Paul failed a Breathalyzer test after appearing inebriated at his own drunk driving hearing. His excuse? He was still drunk from December. No, not really. But once you've screwed up that bad, why stop?

They Should Take Away His Artistic Licence: Briceson Bryan, a twenty year old from Austin Massachusetts, admitted to stealing a statue of the Virgin
Mary last March after it was discovered in his girlfriend's closet. Felony charges were later dropped when Briceson agreed to pay the cost of restoration, as he had painted the statue to look like a CLOWN. Apparently, the circus is always in town in Austin.

Heard anything good lately?

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At 04 April, 2007, Anonymous Turtle said...

Believe it or not, I'm speechless on this one.

That wheelchair icon thingy is a joke. It sounded like an alien language on my PC. Besides, why would a visually challenged (aka blind) individual be doing on the PC if they can't see that word verification in the first place? It's twice as big as the text I'm typing now???? I wear glasses AND contacts, so I'd say I'm darned close to fitting in the catagory. I just don't get it.

Is this one of those "duh" things?

 
At 04 April, 2007, Blogger J said...

I must say, I like your method of cleansing the house of bad juju much better than the traditional 'burning sage' version.

 
At 04 April, 2007, Blogger Jay said...

Oh,people. Wouldn't the world be better without them?

I hate drunk driving stories. That really makes my blood boil.

 
At 04 April, 2007, Anonymous Turtle said...

So I'm slow on the response. Duh. What technique did you use to get the hickey on your lip? I'm trying to imagine...and...well...I can't quit come up with it. Hmmm.

 
At 04 April, 2007, Blogger Mike Y said...

Umm... congrats!?

And that coyote was pretty cute just sittin' in there. Didn't look like the one on the cartoons at all.

 
At 04 April, 2007, Blogger Jay said...

They might as well go ahead and drop the charges on that last guy. I mean, if you paint a statue of the Virgin Mary like a clown, you are probably going to pay at some point anyway.

Coyote's are a menace. And they aren't afraid of anything. Except Great Pyrenees. Those dogs will kill coyotes and the coyotes seem to know it.

 
At 04 April, 2007, Blogger fiwa said...

Cirque du Soleil of sex - GO TINK! That's what I'm tawkin' about!

A coyote in Chicago? I was just IN Chicago yesterday - wish I'd seen that!

 
At 04 April, 2007, Blogger meno said...

Get back to us when you have a hickey on your other lip.

Poor coyote, he probably just wanted a drink.

 
At 04 April, 2007, Blogger Jess Riley said...

I heard that story about the coyote! Incredible. J saw him on the news; said it was a cute lil' guy.

Also: a hickey on your lip??! Ouch. But also, hahahahahahaha! :)

 
At 05 April, 2007, Blogger Peggy said...

Heal your house will love! Good one Tink n Hoop!

Poor little wild critter! I'm glad it didn't get hit by a car.

 
At 05 April, 2007, Blogger Samantha said...

Wow - I'm definitely putting Chicago on our must visit itinerary :)

 
At 05 April, 2007, Blogger mamatulip said...

I heard that really old guy from The Rolling Stones, Keith Richards, I think, snorted some of his father's ashes with a bunch of coke. Then I heard he was joking and that he didn't inhale his dead father.

But I totally think he did.

 
At 05 April, 2007, Blogger Chris said...

All Darwin Awards contenders, no doubt.

 

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