Of all places...

I have a hickey on my lip. (The lip on my FACE.)

I didn't even think that was possible! It was completely worth it though. Payment for last nights Cirque du Soleil of sex, minus the spandex and clowns. Take that evil house! I'm loving this "exorcise with love" idea. Of course, the lady at the book store probably meant EXERcise. But we're not talking technicalities. It's my blog, and I say I get both.

Today has been dragging. In between projects, I've been dwelling in memories I shouldn't and worrying about things I have no control over. I feel like I'm doing laps inside my head. So I'm taking a break from everything serious. You should too. Slackers love company after all. Enjoy some odd news on the house blog.

He Was Just "Chillin": Yesterday, a coyote strolled into a Chicago sandwich shop and popped a squat in their drink cooler. Since he wasn't acting aggressive, some of the customers took their time finishing their meals before calmly evacuating the store. "This one definitely I will definitely remember forever. A coyote in downtown Chicago," One inarticulate employee was quoted as saying.

I Didn't Do It Occifer: It's bad enough getting a DUI. Worse still when you go to your court hearing drunk. March 26th, a Glen Rock dude by the name of Paul failed a Breathalyzer test after appearing inebriated at his own drunk driving hearing. His excuse? He was still drunk from December. No, not really. But once you've screwed up that bad, why stop?

They Should Take Away His Artistic Licence: Briceson Bryan, a twenty year old from Austin Massachusetts, admitted to stealing a statue of the Virgin Mary last March after it was discovered in his girlfriend's closet. Felony charges were later dropped when Briceson agreed to pay the cost of restoration, as he had painted the statue to look like a CLOWN. Apparently, the circus is always in town in Austin.

Heard anything good lately?