Friday, March 09, 2007

Junk

Ugh. Grrr. Mmm.

Sounds of a zombie?
Bizarre lovemaking?
Tink without coffee? Ding, ding, ding!

March Search Terms:
(What people put into search engines that bring them here)
1. parents bed squeaks If you're old enough to Google it, you're old enough to have "the talk."
2. "you're such a vagina" Someone does say it!
3. soupylicious
4. goofy legs
5. plan: perve on airplane plan: pack taser
6. I love my hamster
Hopefully not too much.
7. Granny bed thumbs What an awful porn name.

Awesome Article: (Original/Full article can be found
HERE)

RITUAL DRAWS SWEETHEARTS TO ROME BRIDGE
Sweethearts in the Italian capital have adopted a new ritual as a symbol of undying love: hanging a padlock on a lamppost on the city's most ancient bridge and throwing the key into the Tiber. The craze has drawn hundreds of couples in the few months since it started — causing city officials to wonder whether the ancient Roman bridge is suited for such an overwhelming display of passions.

Some couples write their names or a message on the lock. They throw the key into the river over their shoulders to avoid seeing where it falls. It's quite a change of scenery for a bridge that has seen more war than love since it was built in the second century B.C. Ponte Milvio served as the battlefield between rival emperors Constantine and Maxentius in 312; it was the backdrop of the Italians' struggle for independence in the 1800s.


Not Far From The Tree:
Tink: This program reminds me of the documentaries they showed in middle school. If they start talking about how babies are made, I'm leaving.
Mom: Don't you know?
Tink: How babies are made?
Mom: Yeah.
Tink: Well duh. The stork brings them.
Mom: Only SOME of them. The other half comes from the Cabbage Patch.
Tink: Yeah, the bad half.
Mom: Well that explains it!
Tink: What?
Mom: That's where I got all three of you.
Tink: Touche.

Daily Hoop Conversation:
Hoop: Am I insane for loving you as much as I do?
Tink: ...
Hoop: Babe?
Tink: I'm trying to figure out how to answer that.

DOT: Twisted Tink has been updated with a new chapter,
"Strange Coincidences." Whose room has Tink landed in? Will she be welcome if she's discovered? As always, comments, suggestions, and critiques are appreciated. Looters and people carrying tomatoes will be sporked. Which is not nearly as kinky as it sounds.

Have a great weekend!

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12 Comments:

At 09 March, 2007, Blogger spellconjurer said...

I just wanted to be first.

 
At 09 March, 2007, Blogger Chris said...

Did you get that coffee you so desperately needed???

 
At 09 March, 2007, Blogger Jay said...

If you see any really angry women stomping through Rome with a blow torch, you know where she heading. She gonna get that padlock back and tell somebody where he can stick it.

 
At 09 March, 2007, Blogger Spenser said...

I love MY hamster.. maybe too much?

 
At 09 March, 2007, Blogger Newt said...

Daily Hoop - I'm still laughing.

I like the bridge story. It's sweet. And romantic.

My Grandma always said babies come from the cabbage patch. She wanted me to believe that till the day she died. I miss my Grandma.

 
At 09 March, 2007, Anonymous Michelle said...

Personally, I fell off the turnip truck.

 
At 10 March, 2007, Blogger Peggy said...

Poor Hoop. He tries to say something romantic that expresses his love for you and never really gets it quite right.

At least the couples in Rome aren't padlocking themselves to the lamppost and throwing away the key.

 
At 11 March, 2007, Blogger EE said...

*snort* The cabbage patch.....

I hope you got your coffee! My god do I know what that is like and everyone around me can vouch, it's not pretty.... ;)

 
At 11 March, 2007, Blogger mama_tulip said...

Good grief, I hope you got a coffee.

 
At 12 March, 2007, Anonymous susan said...

Grrr...I gave up coffee for some inane reason this week. Herbal tea doesn't quite cut it and and I've not been to pleasant to be around. Drink double for me, 'K?

 
At 12 March, 2007, Blogger Foo said...

"Soupylicious"? That's rich. And, given Turtle's love of soups, something that I'll probably be hearing around the house.

 
At 12 March, 2007, Blogger eric said...

you're a vagina.

i'm definitely calling a dude that next opportunity.

 

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