Leaving On A Jet Plane
We're leaving for Tennessee in three hours!
While I'm away there will be:
Daily Hoop Conversation:
*Loud shattering noise*
Tink: Please tell me you didn't just break our tile!
Hoop: No. I broke the dog dish.
Tink: How did you do that?
Hoop: I was juggling the hammer-
Tink: You were JUGGLING the hammer?!
Hoop: -and I dropped it.
Tink: Why the hell were you juggling a hammer?
Hoop: Because I thought I could!
Tink Quote Of The Day:
"Do you think people with diamonds in their teeth brush with toothpaste or Windex?"
Daily Hoop Conversation 2:
Hoop: Here, pack these for me.
Tink: Do I look like your Momma?
Hoop: My Baby-Momma.
Tink: Minus the baby?
Hoop: We have Jazz and Duff.
Tink: So I'm your Puppy-Momma.
Hoop: Yeah! Now go pack these for me.
Store Clerk: Can I help you with something?
Tink: I'm looking for a tiny Buddha doll.
Store Clerk: They're over here.
Tink: Do you have a "Money" one?
Store Clerk: You in need of some quick cash?
Tink: Yes. I mean, no. It's for my boyfriend. He accidentally left his in his car and then he sold the car.
Store Clerk: I guess that one wasn't very lucky huh?
Tink: I guess not. This one isn't starting off very lucky either.
Store Clerk: Why do you say that?
Tink: I'm LOSING money just by buying it.
Have a great weekend/holiday!