Short and Stupid
Daily Hoop Conversation:
Hoop: I can't believe how many "W" stickers I still see on cars.
Tink: Stupid Bush. I say we boycott him by not using the letter "w" anymore.
Tink: Had to think about it first huh?
Tink: Maybe we- crap. I used a "w".
Hoop: Give it up.
Tink: But it was such a good idea!
Hoop: We could boycott "u" instead. It's half of "double-u".
Tink: Why is that? Shouldn't it be called "Wah" instead?
Hoop: It's also the only letter without its own sound in its name.
Hoop: Stupid Bush.
Tink: Yeah. Stupid Bush. Way to ruin a cool letter!
Hoop Quote Of The Day:
Is it just me, or does that man's mouth look like a talking pussy?
Spam Mail Subjects:
(YAY! They're back.)
1. "Stay at your place." I'll be waiting with a ball bat, buddy.
2. "Fraudulent Spam" At least they're honest.
3. "Want to get laid tonight? You can!" Pfft. Thanks for your permission.
4. "Extra Money Required" Extra money? What the hell is that?
5. "Join the BizOp of 2007" Fo shizzy.
6. "Call me back." I don't think you understand how EMAIL works.
Daily Hoop Conversation 2:
(Talking on two-ways)
Tink: Don't forget we're having dinner at my parents' house tonight.
Hoop: What? You're breaking up.
Tink: Don't forget we're having dinner at my parents' house tonight!
Hoop: Hold on babe.
Hoop: Sorry about that. I was pulling into McDonalds.
Tink: WHAT? Why are you doing that?
Hoop: So I could hear you freak out when I told you.
Tink: You are such a shit.
Hoop: I know... So, what are we having?