Bag Hand Man
And other fairly stupid conversations...
Daily Hoop Conversation:
Tink: Emo people confuse me.
Hoop: Me too. I mean, why would you name yourself after a Muppet on Sesame Street?
Hoop: You know, the one that dances and sings.
Tink: I don't- Oh! *Bursts into laughter*
Tink: Not ELMO, you nerd. EMO!
Daily Hoop Conversation 2:
Tink: Why do you have a plastic produce bag on your hand?
Hoop: It's keeping me warm.
Hoop: Just call me, "Bag Hand Man."
Around The Water Cooler:
Tink: Got any big plans this weekend?
Coworker: I think my wife is dragging me out to a farmer's market or something on Saturday. Then on Sunday I'm going to landscape the front yard before it gets cold. We might go see a movie tonight. "The Kingdom" looks good. I don't know. We'll see. What about you? Got any plans this weekend?
Tink: I'm making cupcakes.
Coworker: Is that all?
Tink: Is there a better way to spend the weekend?!
(In the order I received them)
Did you get this yet? Get what?
Don't lose this. What is it?
We have what you need. Lots of money?
Here, this is for you. What is it?!
!..!!!:! -.!! :(!!! ) : No need to get belligerent.
Custard Celestine Uh, thanks. Just what I've always wanted... Saint pudding.
Have a fantastic weekend!
P.S. Don't forget, the WWC words for this week are Posed and Natural.