Thursday, January 04, 2007

This-N-That

See this space? A post should be here.

It's not because my brain is MUSH.

So have some conversations on the house... and possibly some other crap I find at random.

Not Far From The Tree:
(Hoop walks in the door)
Tink: What's wrong babe?
Hoop: I got a speeding ticket.
Tink: Ouch.
Mom: First your car, now a speeding ticket? Boy, you're letting off some bad juju.
Tink: Maybe I should sage him.

Daily Hoop Conversation:
Hoop: I'm glad that cop didn't ask to search my car.
Tink: Why? Do you have something to hide?
Hoop: Well there's the two guns-
Mom: -GUNS?
Hoop: Unloaded, of course. And there's that huge chest of gold coins.
Mom: What?
Tink: From when we moved. We haven't unloaded it yet.
Hoop: It might have looked a bit suspicious.
Tink: I completely forgot about my jewelry box.
Mom: So let me get this straight... You have two guns, a box of gold, a jewelry box-
Tink: -and a bottle of wine.
Hoop: *Nods* In the trunk of my car.
Mom: Any ski masks?

Not Far From The Tree:
Tink: On New Years a woman at the bar told me I look like JLo.
Mom: Maybe in the butt.
Tink: Thanks Mom.

January Search Terms:
(What people put into search engines that bring them here)
1. Man in hamster wheel
So he has the same job as me?
2. marlin brando blowjob pic What is that? Nemo-meets-Godfather porn? Ew.
3. saggy scrotum cream You wish it were that easy.
4. how to clean dog barf carpets Get tile.
5. debbie spork Coolest last name EVER.
6. "looking for john stewart" You and half a dozen other people. He haunts me still.

"Random" Crap:
Randomwebsite.com: Random site generator for the bored.
Random.org: Random number service for nerds.
RAK Foundation: Random acts of kindness ideas for the good hearted.
Random Chicken: Random pictures of poultry for the slightly demented.

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15 Comments:

At 04 January, 2007, Blogger Pamer said...

oooh TinkMom Pwnd you man...ouch

 
At 04 January, 2007, Blogger Newt said...

ski masks *snort* for not having anything to say that was a most entertaining post. Poor Hoop, I say again, the year can only get better right? Right? I mean, dang, it's either that or the Karma Cow is really getting back at him for something.

 
At 04 January, 2007, Blogger G said...

*SNORT* i'm LOL over the contents of Hoop's trunk....

 
At 04 January, 2007, Blogger Jay said...

Guns and jewelry in the trunk. Yeah, that wouldn't arouse any suspicions from the cops. They would probably only invoke the Patriot Act on him and hold him for about 12 months at Gitmo without counsel. But, really, it wouldn't be that big of a deal.

 
At 04 January, 2007, Anonymous TB said...

Your random list of crap suits me just fine for I am bored, nerdy, good hearted AND slightly demented.
Thank you.

 
At 04 January, 2007, Blogger eric said...

i'll give you one:

when my wife and i had just started dating in college i was driving her car on a rural road to go visit my family. she had a sunroof.

the stars are always really easy to see out in the country. being young and romantic and all, i turned off the headlights so we could look up and see the stars.

i wasn't going to do it for more than few seconds. on the side of the road a set of headlights pops on and its a cop coming out to pull me over.

i came up with "well officer this is her car and i couldn't figure out to turn the brights on."

he said, "so your inside lights mess with your outside lights?"

"yeah."

he told me he just had to make sure we didn't have a dead body in the trunk ... except ... he never checked the trunk.

e+

 
At 04 January, 2007, Blogger Chelle Y. said...

So, that's where you get it? From your mom!

You gotta love those conversations!

 
At 04 January, 2007, Blogger Chris said...

Gold coins?! Not really... Right???

I think you SHOULD sage Hoop. Please take pictures.

 
At 04 January, 2007, Blogger gawilli said...

Sometimes random is good. I can relate to that you know!

 
At 05 January, 2007, Blogger EE said...

I can't believe those things are in Hoops trunk......LMAO!!!

Saggy scrotum cream!?!?!? Ewwww!

 
At 05 January, 2007, Anonymous mamatulip said...

LOL at your mom's comment -- "Maybe in the butt." Yeah...thanks. LOL!

And yeah, Hoop is lucky that cop didn't search his car. LMAO!

 
At 05 January, 2007, Blogger Gracey said...

Hi Tink! It's been awhile since I've come to visit you. I love the "Jlo" comment....too funny. I think you and your mom may have the same type of personality?? All of you crack me up!

 
At 05 January, 2007, Blogger Freakazojd said...

Hey Tink, Jennifer Lopez has a NICE posterior. Take it as a compliment! :)

 
At 05 January, 2007, Blogger graymama said...

Maybe the Karma Cow is trying to tell you that in 2007 cars are made for moving and grooving while the car is stationary.

 
At 05 January, 2007, Blogger Dirk_Star said...

LOL!

Funny stuff.

I loved the J-Lo line...

Mom is very funny...

 

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