This-N-That

See this space? A post should be here.

It's not because my brain is MUSH.

So have some conversations on the house... and possibly some other crap I find at random.

Not Far From The Tree:
(Hoop walks in the door)
Tink: What's wrong babe?
Hoop: I got a speeding ticket.
Tink: Ouch.
Mom: First your car, now a speeding ticket? Boy, you're letting off some bad juju.
Tink: Maybe I should sage him.

Daily Hoop Conversation:
Hoop: I'm glad that cop didn't ask to search my car.
Tink: Why? Do you have something to hide?
Hoop: Well there's the two guns-
Mom: -GUNS?
Hoop: Unloaded, of course. And there's that huge chest of gold coins.
Mom: What?
Tink: From when we moved. We haven't unloaded it yet.
Hoop: It might have looked a bit suspicious.
Tink: I completely forgot about my jewelry box.
Mom: So let me get this straight... You have two guns, a box of gold, a jewelry box-
Tink: -and a bottle of wine.
Hoop: *Nods* In the trunk of my car.
Mom: Any ski masks?

Not Far From The Tree:
Tink: On New Years a woman at the bar told me I look like JLo.
Mom: Maybe in the butt.
Tink: Thanks Mom.

January Search Terms:
(What people put into search engines that bring them here)
1. Man in hamster wheel So he has the same job as me?
2. marlin brando blowjob pic What is that? Nemo-meets-Godfather porn? Ew.
3. saggy scrotum cream You wish it were that easy.
4. how to clean dog barf carpets Get tile.
5. debbie spork Coolest last name EVER.
6. "looking for john stewart" You and half a dozen other people. He haunts me still.

"Random" Crap:
Randomwebsite.com: Random site generator for the bored.
Random.org: Random number service for nerds.
RAK Foundation: Random acts of kindness ideas for the good hearted.
Random Chicken: Random pictures of poultry for the slightly demented.