Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Happy Hoopla!

(The anniversary of the day Hoop discovered this blog)

May I present to you...

The Hoop Interview!

Which is either the crappiest interview ever or the longest and best Hoop conversation yet. You decide.

Tink: What's the craziest thing you ever done?
Hoop: Am I keeping this PG?
Tink: You don't have to.
Hoop: I had sex with three midgets. Don't put that on there! I was kidding! *Tackles Tink*
Tink: Come on!
Hoop: No! Quit typing.
Tink: Anything you say can and will be used against you. How bout I change it to "midgets"?
Hoop: Fine.
Tink: OK. What was the craziest thing you've ever done for real?
Hoop: Um... Um... I don't know. There's too many to choose from.
Tink: What's the first one that comes to mind?
Hoop: Um.
Tink: Turn off the TV! Fine, next question. What do you think of Lindsay Lohan getting caught this morning drunk driving again.
Hoop: She got caught again?!
Tink: Yup.
Hoop: Man, she's stupid.
Tink: If we weren't together, would you do her?
Hoop: Am I sober or drunk?
Tink: Sober.
Hoop: No way.
Tink: What's your favorite color?
Hoop: Black.
Tink: That's not a color.
Hoop: Now you're getting picky.
Tink: Are you looking around the room for a color?
Hoop: Brown.
Tink: Geez.
Hoop: Maybe green.
Tink: Who do you think you were reincarnated from?
Hoop: If I believed in it, you mean?
Tink: Yeah.
Hoop: Wow babe, these are hard questions! I guess it would be... MC Escher.
Tink: I can see that. Next question. What's one of your favorite memories of us?
Hoop: Kissing on the beach under the moon.
Tink: Awww. What's one of your least favorite?
Hoop: This morning.
Tink: *Laughs* Niiice. Now ask me a question.
Hoop: What?! Why do I have to ask you a question during MY interview?
Tink: I can't think of any more questions.
Hoop: Oh fine. Do you like smooth or crunchy peanut butter?
Tink: Crunchy!
Hoop: Do you like your toilet paper rolling on the inside or outside?
Tink: Outside.
Hoop: Me too. Have you ever kissed a girl naked?
Tink: Not naked. OK, OK, back to your interview. Which would you rather do, watch a porno with your parents or watch a porno of your parents?
Hoop: With.
Tink: Which is scarier, babies or old people?
Hoop: Old people. Hey, I just thought of the craziest thing I ever did!
Tink: OK.
Hoop: I put a tattoo on my arm while I was screwed up. (Which has now been removed)
Tink: That was pretty reckless. Why did you pick Marvin the Martian?
Hoop: Because I liked him.
Tink: How long did it take you to not like the tattoo?
Hoop: Two weeks.
Tink: Ouch. Next question. What's the coolest dream you've ever had?
Hoop: I was flying through space and I got lost and couldn't find Earth... Is my interview interesting?
Tink: I think so. But it's not long enough. If you found $100 tomorrow and couldn't spend it on bills, what would you buy?
Hoop: A steak dinner.
Tink: Mmmm. Steak. If you were a superhero, what would your power be?
Hoop: To stop time.
Tink: And what would you do if you could stop time?
Hoop: Rob a bank.
Tink: You would rob a bank?! *Stank eye*
Hoop: Probably not.
Tink: Probably?
Hoop: I don't know what I would do!
Tink: What would your name be?
Hoop: God.
Tink: Sorry, "God" is already taken.
Hoop: Whitie.
Tink: What if you get a tan?
Hoop: Pfft.
Tink: If you found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, what would you do?
Hoop: Rob a bank.
Tink: Shut up.
Hoop: I'm just kidding. Are you writing all this down? Don't write this down!
Tink: I have to. It's an interview.
Hoop: This isn't Sports Illustrated. Do I get to edit it at least?
Tink: No. It's an interview!
Hoop: You're going to make me look like a dumb ass. Stop it. Stop typing.
Tink: Nope. Still typing.
Hoop: Stop it!
Tink: I'm. Still. Typing.
Hoop: This interview is OVER.
Tink: Party pooper.

Tink's Top Five Hoop Conversations:
Brain Cancer
Closet Necrophiliac
Hammer Juggling
Butt Mints

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At 25 July, 2007, Blogger Pamer said...

Whooooo First to comment on the Hoop Day..


At 25 July, 2007, Blogger captain corky said...

If Hoop is God and his power is the ability to stop time, what does his costume look like? He's not a barefoot hippie is he?

At 25 July, 2007, Anonymous susan said...

Nah, he's one of those spy guys from Mad Magazine. Only in white. That's what bank robbers look like.

At 25 July, 2007, Anonymous susan said...

Hmmm...it made sense while I was typing it! Remind me not to post anywhere before I have my coffee!

Happy HoopDay!

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger Chris said...

Happy Hoopla Day! Well, I think it's a good interview. Ask me again after I have more coffee.

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger geenalyn said...

i too want to know what Hoop's superhero attire will consist of. Remind him though that its not safe to have a cape (at least according to the move The Incredibles lol)

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger Brodimus Prime said...

Happy Hoopla Day. Hoop is one cool cat. I'm down with his choice of super powers. Only, a bank would be my second stop.

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger Jen said...

Awww. Bonnie & Clyde!

That's cute! Except for the fact that in the end they died a violent death, but . . . well, you know, celebrity has its price.

Happy HoopDay!

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger Peggy said...


Very good interview.

Butt mints? Like a spearmint suppository?

I'd use the $100 to buy a new bathroom cabinet. It's sad being a grown up.

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger mjd said...

Tell Hoop that he does not look like a dumb ass. He chose M.C. Escher as his former self, what a cool choice.

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger mrspao said...

Hoop Hoop Hooray!

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger fiwa said...

Heeheee... that was pretty funny. I'm working up the nerve to click on the Top 5 Hoop conversations though. Thinking I might just jump right on in and start with Closet Necrophiliac though...

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger Newt said...

That's all I have to say



Oh, Oh, my sides hurt.

Too funny......

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger coffespaz said...

That was funny!!! Happy anniversary of discovery!

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger Kell said...

Happy Hoopla! Gotta admit the transplant conversation is #1.


At 25 July, 2007, Blogger Jay said...

Great interview. Happy Hoopla Day.

I knew butt mints was going to be top 5. I called that one!

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger Lefty said...

I LOOOOVE the Hoop Conversations. They're better than butt mints.

At 25 July, 2007, Anonymous Michelle said...

Understatement: that was bloody funny.

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger Lefty said...

HEY! Wait just a stinkin' minute. Go back to that part about kissing a girl.

You thought you could slip that by us unnoticed, didn't you.

You've got some 'splaining to do.

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger Scottsdale Girl said...

Thank you for linking those other conversations! As a fairly new "fan" I hadn't seen them and I am giggling my ass off about to get fired. But it will be worth it.

Happy Hoop Day!

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger Scottsdale Girl said...

And the punctuation was gone in the kissing a girl naked thing. Were you naked, was the girl? DId you actually kiss a girl? See? Dilemma!

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger sassybead said...

I always knew Hoop was cool. The evidence?

1. He love Tink!
2. He chose Escher

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger Nettie said...

One of the best interviews I have ever read. wonderful! Award winning. I laughed my ass off.

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger mamatulip said...

Is my interview interesting?

Totally, dude.

At 25 July, 2007, Blogger mitchgib said...

Woop Whoop for Tink and Hoop !

At 27 July, 2007, Blogger Chris said...

How is it that these conversations could really have been plucked from my own brain as well. It's scary and kinda nice ;-)

At 29 July, 2007, Blogger EE said...

That was awesome. LOL!

I totally enjoyed reading that!

At 31 July, 2007, Anonymous TB said...

You guys are a scream. And I love Corky's comment.

Also, Butt Mints is one of my all time faves.


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