Drum Roll, Please

Over Dramatic

It's official...

I'm never going to be an actress.



Btw, there's no need for concerned emails. I do NOT have jaundice. Nor is my bathroom really that yellow. The 1980's lighting in this house sucks. If you would like to see my other vlogging catastrophes masterpieces, click on the "Vlog" label below. Or you could click on the "Stupidity" label; I'm sure there's plenty of crap to make your brain rot on there.

Daily Etsy Pick:
Elephant Mug
(Or as I like to call it, "The-Cup-That-Will-Never-Forget." But maybe that's too long. I dunno. Today's pick has been created by a fellow blogger, the amazingly talented GR. Show some love and buy some stuff.)

Have a wonderful weekend Homebloys!

More Creepier

I dedicate this video to Edge, whose birthday was at the beginning of this week. I call it....

"Striptease."



P.S. Dinner with my Mom went fine. I guess. That's all I'm going to say about that.

P.P.S. Don't forget, the WWC words for this week are DISGUISE and REFLECTION.

EDIT: I'm really bored. I've been waiting three hours for the carpet cleaners. So enjoy this second (and last) vlog for the day, "Tongue Tied."



Have a great weekend!

Prepare To Be Greatly Disappointed

I call this video, "Fucking Stranded."

And although it's ridiculously short and stupid, I dedicate it to Jay, whose video was neither.

You convinced me that making an ass out of myself could be fun...

This vlog (my first) is for you, man.



P.S. I am currently working on a new chapter for Twisted (Tink). Check it later today for updates. UPDATED: The new chapter is called, "A Familiar Tale." Many thanks to Newt for naming the last chapter, "Wolf In Pup's Clothing."

P.P.S. Don't forget, the WWC words for this week are AUTUMN and HOME.

I'll divulge on Monday what my awesome gift was and who it was from. I know, I'm such a tease.

Have a great weekend!